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                  <text>������IDo tqr ~pirit of ®ur ~rqool
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proplr toilan, tqr rla.s.s of ninrtrrn
qunbrrb anb nrurntrrn witq trur loyalty
brbiratr.s tqin Annual

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The Annual . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
D edication Picture. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
D edication . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
School . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Contents . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Annual Board . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Faculty . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
In Memoriam . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Class Officers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Seniors ....... . .........................
Senior Prom . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Senior P icnic-Hallowe' en P arty. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Valentine P arty-April Fool's Party ..... . .....
Calenda r . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Juniors . .. ...............
The Plain Dull Kid (Poem) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Conversation at a Breakfast Table ...... . ....
Sophomores . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Freshmen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Latin School. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
To a Freshie (Poem) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Editorials . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Football . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Track . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Basketball . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Tennis . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 92
Athletic Boards. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 94
Welfa re Committees. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 95
ilk Lyle's Biography of Sideburns. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 96
Retribution . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 98
Smokeless Smoker . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I 00
Minerva . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Forum . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I 06
Girls' D ebating Club-Cadets. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . I 08
Domestic cience . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I 09
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tevens . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 120
Woodbury- Wolcott . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I 21
Debating ... . ...
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Orchestra . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I 24
Congress-Minerva Play . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 125
Alumni ................................ .. ...... 126
Poetry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 127
Jokes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I 35
Art Contributors. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 144
From the Annual Board's tandpoint. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 145
Gratias Agimus. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I 46
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Bit lonort•, ConRJ't•ss HPJII"t'St·ntatiYe ~ (i.,~rris, :\Iint:r,·a Hepr·t·sentati\·c: Fr('shman. Latin HPpn•st•nlatiYt&gt;.
Bt·yans, .Junior ltt•preH(•ntati\·p; .\lt&gt;nius, .\sst. .\rt Editor~: I .,t'Peman . • \thlt'tk l 1~flitor.
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�Ft\CLlL~Y
HARR\ M . BARR ETl, A.B ., .M., Litt.D ......... .. Principal
{Allegheny ollege; Denver University)
MR. MARY F.
DKI o , .B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Engli h
{Colorado tate
ormal chool)
CoRA L.
RU DEL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... .. Assistant Secretary
{Private Tutor)
· ETTE BADGLEY, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . .. ...... Latin, English
{Den er University)
FRED V. Bus, B . . (E.E.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Physics
(University of Colorado)
MRS. BoR T . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Domestic Science
{Mary Hemingway chool of Domestic Arts)
HELE
AMP BELL, A. B. .... .... . . ..... . Assistant Librarian
{ ew York Public Library chool; Westminster University)
GEORGE L. A NO , M.A. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .... .
A tronomy, Physical Geography, Commercial Geography, Geology
(Denver Univer ity)
u E M. ARDWELL . .... ...... . .. . . ... .... .... Drawing
{ orwich Art chool; Pratt In titute)
HAMBER , A.B., A.M . . . . . . . . . ... ... .. English
TELLA G.
{ olorado College; Denver University)
EDITH R. CHA E. A.B., A.M .......... Economics, Mathematics
{Denver University)
HF. R\ H . LEME T, A. B .... Mathematics, Music, Booleleeeping
( tate Teachers' College, Yp ilanti, Mi higan)

WILLIAM H. CLIFFORD, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . panish
{Boston University)
TIIYRZA OHE , Ph. B . ... . . .. . Drawing, Descriptive G eometry
(University of olorado)
IRA . CRABB, B . om. ci .......... Boolel(eeping, tenography
(Kansas
ormal chool)
RoE L. URRY,
.B. .............. . ........... . English
(Denver University)
E. WAITE ELDER, A.B., AM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Physics
(Princeton)
MR . EMMA M. F1 K, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mathematics , German
(Denver University)
ELIZABETH . FRA ER, A B .. . . . . . . . . . . ... .... . ... English
(Colorado ollege; Demer University)
]OH B. GARVI , B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chemistr}J
(University of Illinois)
VIRGI lA GILHAM, Ph.B., L.S ... . . . .. ...... . .... . Librarian
( hurtliff College; Pratt Institute)
EVELY GRIFFI , A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . English, History
(University of Wisconsin; Denver University)
HARLE D. HALL, A. B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Elementary cience
( olorado ollege)
RUBY E . HARDI G, AM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . English
(We leyan niversity of onnecticut; Denver Univer ity)

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�LORA A SMITH, M.S., A.M . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Latin
(Michigan Normal College, Denver Univer ity)
MRs. FLo H. STAN ARD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • . Domestic Art
(University of Chicago)
EMMA L. STER BERG, A.B ......... StJelling, English, German
(Leland tan ford)
WILLIAM TRIPLETT, A.B ....... Astronomy, Elementary Science
(University of Colorado)
RUTH WALLACE, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chemistr:y, Math ematics
(Denver University)
0. 0. WHITE ACK, A.B .. B.S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Civics, History
{Indiana University)
MARIE L. WooDso . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Drawing
(Art Institute, Chicago)
jESSIE H. WoRLEY, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mathematics
(Denver University)
LATIN SCHOOL
W. W. R EMI GTO , M.S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mathematics, Science
(Michigan Agricultural College)
ALBERT G. KARGE, A.B., A.M . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Histor:y
(Bucknell University; University of Chicago)
ANITA KoLBE, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • German, English
(Denver University)
MRs. MAUD A LEACH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Drawing
(Wiles Art School)
OLIVER MOLES, Ph. D . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Latin, Math ematics
(University of Illinois ; Denver University)
HALCYO E C. MoRRISON, A.M . ......... . Latin, Mathematics
( t. Lawrence University; Denver University)
MARY C. PoRTER, A B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . English
(Colorado College)
MYRTA B. PoRTER, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . History
(Denver University)
VIRGIL A THOMP ON, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Latin, English
(Denver University)
M . BELLE WILLIAM , A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Latin, Math ematics
(Colorado College; University of Colorado)

MARY C. HASKELL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Secretary
(State Normal College)
DoRUS H. HATCH, A.B., A.M .. Math. Rev., Com. Arith., Pen'sp
(Denver University)
LUCILE G. HEWITT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Typewriting
(Gregg School, Chicago)
ELIZABETH B. HoYT, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Physiolog:y
(Denver University)
jULIA D. INGERSOLL, A.B ........... German, Histor:y, French
(Colorado College)
LAURA E. IRWIN, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Histor:y
{Indiana University)
BERNHARDI A jOH SON, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Latin
(University of Nebraska; Denver University)
ELLEN A KEN AN, A.B., A.M . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Greele. English
(University of Michigan)
CATHERINE G. Ku E, B.L. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mathematics
(University of Wisconsin)
RoB ERTA H. LEIGH, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . English
(Drake University)
GERTRUDE NAFE, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . History, English
(University of Colorado)
ROB ERT C. NEWLA D, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Frenc/1
(Indiana University)
WILLIAM M. PARKER, B.S ...... . Math ematics, Com. Arithmet1r
(University of Colorado)
RALPH S. PITTS, A.B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Latin, Psycholoi_!J)
(Harvard University)
CHARLES A PoTTER, Ph.B., A.M . . . . . . . . . . . . . Histor:y, Civics
(University of Colorado; Columbia University)
RoDNEY A PUFFER, Ph.B ., A.M ....... Botany, Mathematics
(Kalamazoo College; University of Colorado)
WALTER . R EED, Ph. B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . History, Civics
(University of Colorado)
MARY . ABI , A. B . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M athematio
( mith College)
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��3Ju il~moriam
iliss (!lora B. ~owprrt~waitr
one of the most loved teachers of East Denver, passed away December 3, 1916. Although she had been ill for some time, the news
of her death came as a decided shock to the whole school. Miss
Cowperthwaite was well known in Denver, as she began teaching
here in 1886. She taught at various grammar schools and high
schools, and spent the last few years at East Denver. Her subjects
were French and German, which she had studied during her six years
abroad. She attended Wellesley College, and had a degree from
the University of hicago. The faculty and pupils of the school miss
Miss Cowperthwaite and her influence very much. She will long be
remembered for her loving services to East Denver, and although she
has passed on, her work is still living and will bear fruit in after years.

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FORD I. ACKER
("Ford")

MITH ADAMS
("Miv")

"I love the lad 'es, aye, do I, and
the ladies they all love me."

"\Vho sa1,s little has little to an wer
for.

FRA

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Mandolin and Guitar Club 'I 7.

ALFHILD MARGARET
ALENIU
("Miscellaneous")

K ADAM
("Oly'')

"Thy hapely head doth well become thy manly figure."

" he hath the power that comes
from daily work well done."

Executive Committee.
Track '16.
Football '15.
Basketball '16, 'I 7.

Annual Bo:ud, Assistant Art Editor.
Minerva '15, '16, 'I 7.
German Club '14, 'IS.
Commencement Program ' I 6.
lass Day '16.
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�ALMIRA BARRETT
(" au!")

MARIE L YOIA BEGOLE
("Lyd")

" lately and tall, he moves in the
hall, a queen of a thou and for
grace."
Minerva '15, '16, '17.
Girls' Welfare ommittee '16. 'I 7,
hairman ' I 7.
ommencement ommittee.

"Oh, friend. haven't you, too, felt
you imply couldn't behave?"
Mirerva '15, '16. 'I 7.
Wolcott '16.
Winner Wolcott 'I 7.
ongress Mmerva Play 'I 7.
Freshman Party Committee '14.

HUGH B RR "IT
("Mary")

HAZEL BEN
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("Tommie")
"But to see her was to love her."

"His silvery voice is the rich mu JC
of a summer bird."
Annual Board, Art Editor.

ALMA CHARLOlTE
BERGER
(" horty'')
"lnfimte riches in a little room."
Executive ommittee.
Wolcott '13, '15, Winner '15.
ommencement Program ' I 6.
las Day '16.
Freshman Party Committee.
ophomore Party ommittee.

ORMA
. BARWI E
("Bud")
" 'Twould be hard to excel him m
any line."
enior Prom Committee.

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�GL DY
LLE
("Chubby")
"Hath thy toil o'er book consumed
the midnight oil?"

ETHER AR
("Es")

Hallowe'en Pa1 ty Committee.

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budding rose."

GEORGIA
DER 0
("Ceo.")
"Winsome and sweet and dainty
withal,
Whom Beethoven, Grieg and L1szt
can't appal.
Though mus;c's her forte,
There she does not stop short,
But every month .:over with A's
her report.

MES

.LEXA
UTI
("Jimmie")

"Exceeding wise, fair spoken, and
persuading."

Annual Board, Editor-in-Chief.
Welfare ommittee '1 7.
ommencement Committee.
Minerva '16, 'I 7.
German lub.
Cia s Day ' I 6.
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Forum '17.

GRA E JA E AU TI
("Tin")

IE MAR Y AR HER
(" kinny")

"A sweet, attractive kind of
'Grace.'"

"One of those silent forces, which
work steadily and surely."
German

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lub 'IS, '16.

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�DOROTHY BEYER
("Dot")

CRESWELL GARRETT 0
BLAKENEY
("Cres")

"A form more fair, a face more
sweet
e'er hath it been my lot to meet."
Minerva '15, '16, '17.

"A villain, a liar, and a mean horse
thief.
All these and more make an editorin-chief."

JOH
FRA KLI
BICKMORE, JR.
("Bick")

Congress ' I 4, ' I 5, ' I 6, ' I 7.
Annual Board, Editor-in- hief.
Commencement Committee,
Chairman.
Class Day ' I 6.

"There may be worship without
words."
Congress '16, 'I 7.
Cross-Country 'I 6.
Valentine Party Committee.
Annual Board, Congress Representative.
HAROLD F. BIR
("Bing")

HELE

IRE E BLAKESLEY
("Easy")

"Her bonnie face it was as meek
As any lamb upon the lea."

BAUM

"There is a man I've heard of late
Who has much fame won in debate.
His very look was such a dare
I almost wished to pull his ha1r."
Senior Prom Committee.
Congress '14, '15, '16, '17.
Annuai Board, Associate Editor.
East Denver-Colorado prings Debate '17.
Triangular Debate 'I 7.
Woodbury '14, '16.
judge Latin chool Declamation
Contest.

ELIZABETH A IT A BLOUS
("Betty")
"A small body .?oth often harbor a
great soul.

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�E TH R JANET BOLL
("Jim")
" he has a sweet ambitious mind,
nd alway proves a sister kind."
Minerva '15, '16, 'I 7.
Girls' Debating Club 'I 7.
Mandolin lub '15, 'I 7.
0. AT. '16.
pan ish lub 'I 7.
Ia Day'l6. ~

JE

IE BRINK
(''Verge'')

" uch sigh!.
dream.

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FRITHIOF CARL OTTO
BORGE ON
("Fritz")
"I would not dive for bubbles.
Pi h! for fame."
Forum '17.
Orche tra '16, 'I 7.
ommencement Orch stra 'I 6.

J ~

,y-

t r •DOYLE F. BOWER
("Baldy")
" o noble and manly and clever, so
kind and sincere."

EARL BURROUGH
("Burr")
"Have more than thou showest,
peak less than thou knowest."

HELEN LU ILLE BUSHELL
("Bushie")
"Her looks were like a flower m
May, her smile was like a
summer morn."

�HELEN SHERWI
CHAMBERS
("Len")

DU PREE ARTER
("Duke")

"With eyes so blue and dreamy you
cast o'er me a smile."

"Great shall be his reward when it
is me::~.sured according to his
worth."

Minerva, '16, 'I 7.

]A K CHAPMA
("Jack")
"I never thought of that."
Annual Board, Business Manager.
She is~
y o fit~ s ..ind to a propi/ lr
e'~\. fun.

M~~

KATE THOMPSO
("Katie")

. '17.

HASE

"The ideal of his dreams."

ALLE

CHAMBERLAI

Athletic Board '16.
Minerva '15, '16, 'I 7.
Annual Board, Assistant Business
Manager.
Sen ior Play 'I 6.
Q uartet '16.
Hallowe'en Party Committee
Chairman.
April Fools' Party Committee
Chairman.
ophomore Party Committee.
Junior Party Committee.

,

JR.
("AI")
"Oh, he sits.. high in all the people's
hearts.
Executive Committee.

19

pon•o&lt;

~\A')~ ,R

�8

RTO

L M GE

HOWARD

("Burt")
"Hi

OLDR

("Well-fed")

words like so many nimble
and airy ervitors trip about
htm at command."

"He is stx foot o' man, A - I, clear
grit and human natur' ."

FER

FLORE CE ]0 EPHI E
CLARK

EWLAND

OLE

(" oal")

(" larkie")

"He delves deep after the hidden
treasures of knowledge."

"Mode t and imple and weet, the
very type of Priscilla."

Forum ' I 6, ' I 7.

Minerva '15, '16, '17.

RILLA
DAVID

AROL COLE
("Rilly")

LOW

("Flo sy")

" an claim the honor of being a
friend to all her acquaintances."

o many wish to be happy before
becoming wise."

Minerva '16, 'I 7.

20

�E THER ARLOA
("Ed')

BEULAH BElT ER
COOPER
("Kewpie")

LIN

"Always hapfl¥, al~ys fair,
Hath a sm!~e) that drives aw'ay
c~re. /
l

Like sunshine dart
Into many a sunless heart,
For a smile of God thou art."

'I

Girls' Debating Club '16, '17.
Minerva 'I 7.

HUGH MURRAY
CON OR
("Swede")

GEORGE COOPER
("Judge")
"Rich in saving common sense.

"My honor as fair as my hair. my
ltfe as square as my jaw."

Cadets '17.

ROBERT L. 00
("Coonie")

GEORGE DARWIN CRA E

"I ain't handsome, I ain't eve;~ good
looking, but I'm elegantly
e d u c a ted and beautifully
brought up."

Fon;::lwrc~

"A pattern for all princes."
Forum ' I 4. ' I 5. ' I 6, ' I 7.
German lub '15, '16.

~~~
21

�WILLI

M H.
R
("B.tl")

E

LORE E ERMA B TTY
DE LA HMUTT
("Lorry")

"Another arti t who has charmed
us all."
enior Prom

"Is she not ~?re than painting can
exprc~ ?

ommillee.

RA HEL
THELMA DARROW
("Theda")

"I cannot sa~. one thing and me::1n
another.

" onstancy, thou art a jewel."

HARLE

DE

HA E DENI 0
("Rebel")

MARGARET DE
("Peggy")

. JR.

(" ~ huck")

" 'Tis nice to be natural. when you
are naturally nice."

"Born for succe s, it seemed."
Track '16.

Manager Tennis 'I 7.
thletic Board 'I 7.
Valentine Party ommillee.
22

�BERNICE LUCILLE
DONALDSO
("Puss")

CLYDE DENSLOW
("Cutey")

"She will never be satisfied with
less than her best."

"He has to be known to be appreciated."

Minerva 'I 7.
Commencement Program ' I 6.
German Club ' I S, 'I 6.

EVERETT DITTEMORE
("Ev")

MARGARET DONALD 0
("Mudge")

"When words are scarce, they are
seldom spent in vain."

"The fairest garden in her looks,
And in her mind the wisest books."
Minerva 'IS, '16, 'I 7.

HARRY EWMANN
DOGGETT
("Harry")

ROSE JOSEPH! E DRTI A
("Dirt")

"The only w~y to have friends is to
be one.
Orchestra '16, 'I 7.
Commencement Orchestra 'I 6.

"A rose by any other name- "
Girls' Debating Club 'IS.

23

�GL DY

OR ELIA

0

DU L P

"The

unlight
face, )f
hair."

]0 ·

D. D

A AL I 0 EI

OR

(" ' un I-aine")

("Gladie")

"There's something about her you
can't resist,
Thi jolly, happy, little mi . "

her

L - VY

("Joe")

DOROTHY E ID ENGLA D

"Willingly 1115 part he'll do,
Con cience clear and purpo e true."

"For she' a bonny las ie. "

("Clam")
Welfare ommittee '16.
Minerva '15, '16, ' I 7.
Chairman
x.:cutive
ommittee.

Football ' I 7.
Baseball 'I 6.
Track '16.
Cia s Treasurer.
Hallowe'en Party omm1ttee.
Mandolin and Guitar lub 'I 7.
enior Play 'I 6.

M RCEDE NEOMA IS BEL
ERIK 0
("

KATHERI "E M IR EARL

emo")

"Her air, her manner , all who aw
admired.
ourteous, though coy, and gentle,
though retired."

("Tab")
" weet as the primrose that peeps
beneath the thorn."

Girls' Debating

24

lub '15, '16, 'I 7.

�A

FAH E TOCK
("Ann")
"If she will, she will, you can de pend on't.
If she won't, she, ';?n't, you can depend on t.
Minerva '1 6.
Valentine Party Committee.

]OH

THOMAS FIELD
(''Tom")

"A real, live chemist."
Congress, '1 6, '17.

MARY FALLO
("Paddy")
"When Irish hearts are happy,
All the world seems bright and
gay;
And when Irish eyes are smili1g,
ure, they steal your heart
away."
Minerva 'I 7.
Girls' Debating Club 'I 7.
German C'lub '1 4, '1 S, '16.
Mandolin and Guitar lub.

MARGARET WELL
("Peggy")

FINCH

"Her every tone is music's own, like
that of morning birds.
P_nd •omething more than melody
dwells ever in her words."
Welfare Committee '17.
Minerva 'I 7.
Wolwtt 'IS, '16.
Hallowe'en Party ommittee.
April Fool's Party ommittee.
] unior Flower ommittee.
Junior Girls' Quartet.

WILLA FER E FERRI
("Willie")
"A little maid with a sweet smile
and a funny story."
Congress-Mirerva Play '16, '1 7.
Minerva Octet Accompanist '1 6.
Boys' Octet Accompari t '16.
Minerva '1 S, '1 6, 'I 7.
German Club 'IS, '16.
Class Day Program 'I 6.
Annual Board, Minerva Repre entative.

ARLO ~~
. I
(''Fi ')

C)-~'

25

p

R

f,llow."

�THOMP O, FREEMA
("Tom")

ROBERT MOR"IO
FLEMING
("Mort")

"Hi heart is as big as he him elf
is."

"A well ~ept and plea ant young
man.
Congress 'IS.
Orcl estra '14.
German lub 'IS.
Woodbury 'IS .

] unior Flower ommittee.
F ootLall ' I S. ' I 6.
Football Manager '16.
thletic Board 'I 7.
nnual Board, Athletic Editor.
emor lass Play 'I 6.

AG E

ELlA FLOWER
(" ofy'')

GAHAGE
("Ag")

"Of her bright face one glance will
trace a picture on the brain."
German lub 'I 6.
ommencement Orchestra 'I 6.

black-eyed maiden up to date."
Minerva 'IS, '16. '17.

A CY
WILLIAM L. FORD
("Bill")

RE H W
(" anc")

ARD

"Wholesome as air, and gemal as
light."
Mandolin and Guitar lub 'I 7.

" arries the fame of his family
r.ame."

26

�DOROTHY GEORGE
("Dottie")

BETTY GRAHAM
("Bets")

"0, blest with temper whose unclouded ray
Can make tomorrow cheerful as today."

"0, Betty will bake my bread and
Betty will brew my ale;
And Betty will be my love when
I come o'er the dale."

Hyde Park High School, Chicago,
Illinois.

Freshman Party Committee.
Minerva '16, 'I 7.

DORI
HORTENSE ROBI SON
GILPATRICK
("Gilly")

EVELY
GREE
("Dorie")

"Grace was in her steps, h-:aven i'l
her eye, in every gesture dignity and love."

"Her smile is of the cheery sort,
that's proof against all odds."

Minerva '15, '16, 'I 7.
Junior Party Committee.
April Fool's Party ommillcc.
] unior Picnic Committee.

RE

LOUISE GI THER
("Pete")
"Kind hearts are more than coronets, and simple faith than
orman blood."

AGREE BLATT~
("Greenie")
J'"

eyes.

\ /()./

27

�t.

DO ROTHE WIL 0~ 1
CREE L E

1\

A GULl

0

("Ann")

("Dortie")
unselfish, kindly girl who
always agreeable."

"Of temper weet, of yieldin~ will,
of firm yet placid mind."

1s

MirerYa '15, '16, '17.
0. A. w. '16.
Commencerr.ent Program ' I 6.

LOUI E M RrHA H AS

M R Y CR IG
REE.. U::.E.
(" uri ")

("Lucy")

" 1-:ine out, little head, running over
with curls."

"Tre more we help others to bear
their burdens, the lighter our
own will be."

Minerva '15, '16, '17.
lass Day ' I 6.

Minerva '16, 'I 7.
Ce)l'"'Sn Club '15, '16.

~~·
DOROI'HY H IL

MA,

M. GR

("Dot")

WALD

(" mocky")

"Gaz.e into her eyes and you'll see
a little angel. Gaz.e a little
longer and you'll see a little
imp."

''Manhattan mad."

28

�EMILY £LIZABETH HALL
("Emmy")

IDA MAE HART
("Hearty")

" hall I, compa;,e thee to a summers day?

"The heart that is happy and
merry.

Minerva '15, '16.

ELEA OR DORA
("Dodo")

HA

BE S BRU TO
HARVEY
(" queetunks")

DY

"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety."

"Women gaze, men stare,
At this creature so fair."

Annual Board, Joke Editress.
Minerva '15, '16. 'I 7.
Girls' Debating Club '15, '16, 'I 7.
German Club IS, !6.
Junior Picnic Committee.
Mandolin and Guitar Club.

Minerva '16, 'I 7.
Valentine Party Committee.
ongre s-Minerva Play 'I 7.

MARIE

ELMA HARVEY
("Prexy")

ELLE
HARBE K
(' 'Snickles'')

"Beneath that cloak of unassumed
dignity there is a strain of
choicest wit."

"Happy as the day is long."
Minerva 'IS, '16, 'I 7.
Girls' Debating Club '16, 'I 7.

Minerva 'IS, '16, 'I 7.
Conductor Minerva Octet ' I 6.
Assistant pon or Cadets.
29

�HE

RI TTA R
H YWOOD
("Heiny")

ELLOGE E HILLMAN
("Gene")

TH

"Be gone, dull care, thou and
shall never agree."

"Th.•re i mi chief in her lau ghter."

ALB RT FERDI
HELM
("AI")

A

D

VETA GRACE HI
("Hinks")

KLEY

" he has a voice of gladness and a
smile."

"And put me down as or.e who
loves his fellowmen ."

Minerva '15, '16, '17.

German lub '15, '16.
German Play ' I 6.

ELEA OR WILLI
HOBB
("Hobbsie")

CHARLOTTE HIBB
("Hibb ie")

M

" he is pretty to walk with and
witty to talk with and pleasant,
too, to think on."

"For many a heart found its an wer
in her when it ye:nned for the
smile of a friend."

Minerva '16, 'I 7.
Annual Board, Associate Editor.
Freshman Party ommittee.
ommencement Program 'I 6.

Minerva '15, '16, ' I 7.
Commencement Program '16.

30

�JAME HOLLA
("Gabby")

D

"For I never could see any fun in
wasting all my time on one, so
every day is ladies' day with
me."

FRA

E

"He has no malice in his mind, no
ruffle on his shirt."

ross Country '12, 'I 3.
Track '13. '14, '15.
Captain 'I 5.
Athletic Board '13, ' 14. ' 15. '17.
Football '15, '17.
junior Flower Committee '15.
Junior Party ommittee '15.

EILEE
GLADYS E. HOPKI
("Hoppy")

K HOR
("Horn")

S

WALL HUGHE
("Leen")

"Above all Greek, above all Roman fame."

"She's beautiful, and therefore to
be wooed. She's a woman,
and therefore to be won."
Orchestra '14, '15, '16.
German Club ' I 6.

LUCIUS HOYT
("Lush")

RUTH ALENE HOPSON
("Hoppie")

"~wank and supple, tall and thin,
Fire for goin' against the win'."

"Never put off 'til tomorrow what
you can do next week."

Basketball 'I 7.
Congress ' I 4, ' I 5, ' I 6, I 7.
Class Day ' I 6.
Congress-Minerva Play 'I 7.

Minerva '15, '16, '17.
Minerva Octet.
'31

�M

I{ELA 0 M •
HUMPHREY.
("Humpy")

10

"Firm of jaw, clear of eye, loyal of
heart."
ongress ' I 4, ' I 5, 'I 6, 'I 7.
C'ongre -Minena Play '16, 'I 7.

R

" hort, sweet, and sau y."

MARC

ommittee,

RET HYL
("Migs")

hair-

ILLE]
K 0
("Jack")

"Happy am I. from car I am free,
Why aren't others contented like
me?"

D

"Her winning smile and gleeful
glance, like a beam of unshine fell,
Making the saddest heart rejoice
like some weet, ewitching

~~~:!1~~

"Curly locks, curly locks, would that
I owned but half of the glory
with which you are crowned."

L

TH HU TI CTO
("Honey")

Valentine Party
man.

I A IMME CA
(" urly")

~ 32

VIOLA JE KI '
("] enks")
"Like a lane of beams athwart the
sea."

�INEZ H. JOHNSON
("Baby")

FLORENCE BESSIE JENSE
("Flo")

"May your joy be as deep as the
ocean, your troubles as light as
its foam."

"A sweeter woman ne'er drew
breath."
Minerva '16, 'I 7.

WILLARD HOWELL JOH
("Jess Willard")
JEROME McKINLEY
JOHNSON
("Jerry")

"In his eye the brightest twinkle,
When a funny thing occurred,
nd the lightest little tinkle
Of a laugh you ever heard.··
forum '14, ' 15.
Annual Board '15.

"Strong in will, to strive, to seek, to
find, and not to yield."

PAUL JUETT
("Juett")

HAZELJOH SON
("Jon")
"All kin' of smily 'round the lips."

"0, what may man within him hide,
Though angel on the outward side."
Annual Board, Managing Edito(.

33

�AN

HUGH LARIMORE KING
("Rufus")

IE KAR HMER
("Skeeter")

"Who would think so merry a jester
could 'Lear' at the tragic
'King.'"

"Here's to the girl that's good and
sweet.
Here's to the girl that's true."

ongress ' 14, ' 15, ' 16, ' 17.
Triangular Debate ' 17.
Annual Board, jok Editor.

Minerva '16, '17.
German Club 'I 6.

NELLIE PAXTON KI G
(''Kingfisher'')

CEDRIC KAUB
("Ced")

"Neat as a pin and blooming as a
rose."

"A jolly good fellow."
Congress ' I 4, 'I 5 , ' I 6, ' I 7.
Congrn-Minerva Play '17.

Welfare ommittee '16.
Minerva '15, '16, '1 7.
panish Club '17 .

ELlA KLEI
("T orchy")

ORA KEIRNES
("Kelly")

"And she has hair of golden hue.
Take care!"

"Here's to the girl with eyes of blut',
Whose heart is kind and love is
true."

Minerva '15, '16, 'I 7.
Girls' Debating Club '15 .
German lub '15, '16.
Wolcott '15 .
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�TANLEY MARVI
(" tan")

LADD

RO A HELLER KLEINER
("Rosie")

"He was a man, take him for all in
all."

" he makes sunshine in a shady
place."

Welfare Committee, '16, '17.
Junior Party Committee hairman.
Junior Picnic Committee Chairman.
Manager Track '17.
Hallowe'en Party Committee.

CLIFFORD H. LAMBERT
("Cliff")

WILLIAM KLIN
("Bill")

"True as the needle to the pole."

"0, sleep, it is a gentle thing, beloved from pole to pole."

Forum '17.
Glee Club '14.

enior Prom Committee.

HE TER A LAMBORN
("Chet")
"Whate'er he did he did with so
much ease."
CLAIRE KATHERINE KNOX
("Da")
"The most agreeable companion."

Welfare Committee '16, '17.
Chairman ' I 7.
Athletic Board ' I 5, ' I 6.
Football ' I 4, ' I 5.
Baseball Manager 'I 7.
ongress '14, '15.
heer Leader 'I 7.

Minerva ' I 7.

35

�I
DEWEY LAMBORN
("Irish")

"It takes 'Irish' to beat the Dutch."
Athletic Board '1 6.
Football '14, '15, '16.
Basketball '1 5, ' 16, Captain ' 16.
Senior Prom Committee.

GEORGE LASKOWITZ
("Jud")
"A count in disguise."

)cAROLYN LEHMAN
("Mona Lisa")
"A laughing girl with a thoughtful
mind."

KARL E. LESSING
("Buck")
"He has a mind for facts and figures."

FRANCES RUTH LE ROY
("Fran")
NORBERT E. LAWRENCE
("Jimmie")
"His head's as full of wisdom as he
is full of fun."

''Feeling in her heart a woman's
pride
That nothin.g s~; could ask for was
demed.
Minerva '14, '15, '16, '17.

36~~

�ARNOLD MA TSCHKE
("Mat")
"I love my duty, love my friend,
Love truth and merit to defend."

&lt;\NNIE WICKLIFFE LOWRIE
("Annie Laurie")
"How doth this busy little bee
Improve each shining hour,
And raise the dickens all the day
With all her might and power."
Minerva '16, '17.

0. AT.
VIRGINIA MAE MAXWELL
("Dottie")
"Her modest answer and graceful
a1r
Show her wise and good as she is
fair."
Minerva '15, '16, 'I 7.
German Club 'I 6.

HUBERT BENJAMIN
LIGGETT
("Bert")

0. AT.

"A man to be depended upon."
MARIE WILHELMINA
MELZER
("Pete")
"0, Lady Fair, so sweet and shy,
The whole world smiles when you
pass by."
Athletic Board ' I 6.
Minerva '15, 16, '17.
Representative 'I 5
Basketball '15.
Secretary of the Senior Class.
Wolcott '17.
Junior Picnic Committee.
Junior Party Committee.
Class Day ' I 6.

Spanish Club '16, '17.

JACK MARTINDELL
("Jack")
"Were man but constant, he were
perfect."

37

�HARRY MEYER
{"Hots")
"Ah, me, 'tis strange that some
should take to sighing
And like it well.
For me, I have not thought it worth
the trying
o cannot tell."

IJlfJ:t~tf)V:t1JJt.t:L. /
MIL TO

WILMORE MEYER
("Milt")

"He talks an endless stream."
Forum '17.
tate Debate 'I 7.
German Club 'I 6.

Party

ommittee.

ELOI E EDYTHE MILLER
("Mill")
"She's true to friends whate'er befall,
And joys and sorrows with them
all."
Annual Board Representative '14.

HAZEL DEAW MILE
("Reddy")
"Here comes our little

"But just a · nkin', bonnie blinkin',
hilt
iltie lassie yet."

uffragette."

Minerva '15, '16, '17.
Congress-Minerva Play 'I 7.
Wolcott Reading ' I 7.
Annual Board Representative '14.

ALPHON E MERWI
MITTERWALLNER
("Bubbles")
"Heedless of grammar, they all
cried, 'That's him!'"
Football '13, '14, '15, '16.
Captain ' I 6.
Athletic Board '14, '15, '16, 'I 7.
Head Boy' I 7.
Welfare ommittee '15 .

�foi

~~r
~EORGE

WALLACE

MOFFETT
("Ju'dge")

SEYMOUR MOE
("Say")

"List, ladies, and be not cozened
with that vaunted name Moffett."

"A manly man."

German Club ' 16.
Commencement ommittee.

]. HARRY MOGGE
("Harry")

FRANK KENDALL MO
("Moss")

"His moderation is exemplary in the
highest degree."

"His mind is quicker than his pet
electric current."

ELIZABETH MORNING
("Lizz")
"Compel me not to toe the mark,
be ever prim and true.
But rather let me do those things
That I ought not to do."

CLIFTON FUNK MUDGE
("Clif")
"Act well your part, there all the
honor lies."

Athletic Board '1 7.
Minerva '1 7.
Annual Board, Associate Editor.
Wolcott '16, '17.
Commencement Program ' 16.
39

�JOHN McCOY MU
("Johnnie")

ER

E THER KATHARINE
MAciVER
("Ike")

"His face is constantly full of
smiles and happiness.''
Junior Party Committee.
Junior Flower Committee.
Vice-President of the enior

"Perpetual cheerfulness 1s a sure
sign of wi dom."
pani h lub 'I 7.
Minerva 'I 7.

lass.

DONALD MA DOUGALL
("Mac")
"My heart's in the Highlands
a-cha ing the 'dear.' "

GLENN M COLM
("Mac")

Congre s ' I 6, ' I 7.
Annual Board, Associate Editor.
Baseball 'I 6.

"Men of few words are the be t
men.''

FRANK LLOYD
MAcFARLANE
("Swink")

JAME

''When there's a lady in the case,
You know ~~I other things give
place.

McCO
("Jim")

ELL

"He enjoyed the fiery consciousness of his own activity."
enior Prom Committee.

enior Prom ommittee, Chairman.
Football ' I 6.
Congress ' I 5, ' I 6.
40

�DWIGHT LINCOLN
M c MASTERS
("Romeo")

DAVID McCUTCHEON
("Dave")
"For the world, I count it not an
inn, but an hospital."

"His heart was open as the day."

Football '14, '15, '16.

HERBI::.RT CHARLES
NAYLOR
("Herb")

GLADYS M cGOVERN
("Glad")
"

"The apparel oft proclaims the
man."

one but thyself can be thy
parallel.''

GUSTAVE L.
EUMA N
("Gus")
LUCILE M c MAHAN
("Lusel")

"Hear him debate on commonwealth
affairs."

"Poetry is only to be found within

Woodbury '1 7.
Spanish Club '14, '16.
German Club '14, '15.
German Club Play ' 16.

us."

Minerva '15, '16, '17.

41

�IRENE HELEN NOWAT

Y

{"Wat'')

JE

IE HARRIETT
EWGEON

oot more light, a step more
true,
from the ~~ath-flower dash' d
t e ew.

("Jess")
"Very gentle, good and true,
friend to me, a friend to you."

NETTE ELIZABETH
NICHOLLS
{"Nettie")
"For she is wise, if I can judge her,
and fair she is, if that mine
eyes be true."

"How many are the cunning chains
thou hast wound 'round my
heart."

Minerva '16, 'I 7.

PHILIP NOVITCH

ADELl E FLORE
PAKI ER

("Phil")
" 'Ti

E

("Hoc")

meet that noble minds kee:J
ever with their likes."

"What a world of happiness this one
young mi s foretell . "

42

�HARLAN PALMER
("Har")

YLVIA PELTO
("Sil")

"He did with cheerful will
What others talked of while tl:eir
hands were still."

"Small of measure but of quality,
superfine."

HELE

Girls' Debating Club '16, 'I 7.
German Club 'I 6.

ELIZABETH
PALMER
("Hep")

MARY VERO ICA PEPI
("Mayme")

"Her fingers shame the ivory keys,
they dance so lightly along."

"D-:JtA~e
only with thine eyes
and
with mine."

Junior Girls' Quartet.
Accompanist.

Minerva 'I , 'I f.~

il~ge

]OH

ELSIE PARRISH
(" ee")

PERSHING
("Midget")

"Earnestness and industry, and yet
a merry heart."

"The sum of earthly bliss ...

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�GRA E PETER 0
("Peanut")

ROY PHILLIP
("Ray"J

"Wit she hath without desire to
make known how much she
hath."

ow, are I him, or is he me?
Or i we both? How can it be?"

EZ MAG OLI
("Magneto")
HETT I E
HRI TI
PETER 0
(''Gingerbread'')

E

PITT

woman who does her own thinking and needs but little advice."

"Fair words never hurt the tongue."

Minerva '15, '16, '17.
Congre s-Minerva Play 'I 7.
Class Day 'I 6.
Commencement Program 'I 6.

German Club '14, '15.

~4(;;~ELL

1~"8'

RAY PH I LLIP
("Roy")
"Two very similar twins are we,
I' m just like him, he's just like me."

ages."

44

como ;, l;ttl• pock-

�MIL"I 0
LE TER
RABINOWITZ
("Rab")

LILLIA REIN
("Fay")

'H

"Give every man thine ear, but few
thy voice. Take each man's
censure, but reserve thy judgment."

" he's modest as ony, and blithe
as she's bonny ;
For guileless simplicity makes her its

Forum ' I 4, ' I 5, ' I 6, ' I 7.
Forum-North Debate '16.
tate Debate 'I 7.
Annual Repre entative, Forum.

Minerva '15, '16, 'I 7.
Ba ketball '17.

aim."

_.jJ

M

DOROTHYFLQRE
R CHOF KY
("Dot")

E

Basketball '15, '16, 'I 7.
Manager Basketball 'I 7.
Athletic Board 'I 7.

Minerya '16, 'I 7.

LT R E. F. RATH
("Walt")

ETHEL GLADYS RI E
("Jimmie")

trong reasons make strong actions."
Forum ' I 6, ' I 7.
Gold Medal Typewriting 'I 6.
Cadets' 17.
tate Debate 'I 7.
Forum-North Debate '16.
Forum-Longmont Debate '17.

6-; ~.

"Thou breathes! in the ear
Of all who doubt and fear,
And say est u~~o them, 'Be of good
cheer.
Minerva 'IS, '16, '17.
Minerva Octet '16.

f

;- ~

H

" he was a maiden tall and stately,
Who loved athletics and gumdrops
greatly."

" he will outstrip all prai e and
make it halt behind her."

W

B L REI
("Maps")

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�HELE E ARU
RI HARD

0

IRENE ROCKWELL
("Ree")

"Her mile is as weet as a summer sunset."

"With a

mile on her lips."

Minena '16, '17.

ALMA FRA

E ROGER

("AI")

GEORGE RIPLEY

"For her presence fell on all hear:s
like a ray of the un on t~ e
walls of a prison."

("Rip")
"Whom not even critics criticize."

Orchestra '15, '16, 'I 7.
Commencement Program ' I 6.

PHILIP ROBI

ON

LILLIE JOHAN A RO A

uch men

"Sunny and sweet-tempered; as
wis\
lightful a ·
to know

("Lil")

("Phil")
"He thinks too much.
are dangerous."

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�JAME

NORTH SABIN
("Swank")

"One vast substantial smile."
Welfare Committee ' I 7.
Congress 'IS, '16. 'I 7.
Hallowe'en Party ommittee.
Commencement Orchestra ' I 6.

EDWARD SCHECTER
("Ed")
"My heart is true as steel and light
as a balloon."

LEO ARD SETARO
("Len")
"An honest heart within a loyal
breast."

GERTRUDE LOUISE
SCHOTI
("Dutch")
"An open-hearted maiden, true and
pure."
Minerva 'I 7.

ERIC CHtEY
("Er"J)'
_
"As~ood as a, comedy."
1

LETA MARIE
S HREIBER
("Leetso")
"Welcome in every
e/as a
breath of flo~er
President Athletic B
Basketball 'lp, '1
Manager '17{
Executive Commit ee
Comme
erft Pro ram 'I 6.

"

�CH

RLE RO E BAUM
(" harley")

LAREN E A RUE
("Shorty")

"Through honest, persevering toil
we climb the ladder of merit."

"It's better to be short, though, than
not a(t) all."

ongress '15, '16, 'I 7.
Woodbury ontest ' I 6.
E . D . H. .- olorado prings Debate ' 17.
E . D. H . .-Longmont Debate 'I 7.

Forum '17.
pani h Club 'I 7.

MARY RUFF
("Marie")

ER

DAVID RO NER
("Davy")

"Merry is her name and way.
Gracious to her friends each day."

"A faithful man, and honest."

Minerva '15, '16.
Annual Board, Associate Editor
'16.

VALU lA VERDI
ROUGHTON
("Val")

ELISE RYALS
("Fleecy")

"Oh, she played so remarkably fine
We really should call her divine."

"Here's to the damsel that's merry ."

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�LUCILLE SCHUBERT
("Schubert")
"Quips and cranks and wanton
wiles,
Nods and becks and wreathed
smiles."

FLORENCE C. SEELY
("Flo")

FRED SCHUMACHER
("Showy")
"Blessings on thee, little man."
German Club '16.
Gold Medal 'I 6.

ALTHEA JUAN IT A
SELVIDGE
("Shear")
"A life most sweet, as heart to heart,
Speaks kindly when we meet or
part."
Girls' Debating Club '14.
Spanish Club '17.

FORE T THEODORE SCOTT
(''Obadiah'')
"A gentleman and a scholar."

JAMES NEWTON SHEAHAN
("Jim")
"Our love for him is too much to
tell of."

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�G RTRUDE B. SHEFLAN
("Geets")

DEWEY SMITH
("Dux")

"Bonnie brown eyes are the eyes for

"Dux his name and 'Dux' he is."

me.''

Orchestra ' 16, Leader ' 17·
Mandolin and Guitar Club Leader
'17.

Minerva '15, '16, '17.
Gold Medal ' 16.
Minerva Octet '16.

MILDRED SHOTWELL
("Shotty")

EDITH . SMITH
("Rags")

"A winning way and a pleasant
smile."

"There goes a young woman of excellent pith.
.
Fate tried to conceal her by nammg
her 'Smith.' "

Annual Board, Athletic Editress
Basketball '14.

ERNEST SIGGINS
("Sig")

LAMONT E. SMITH
("Wah-hoo")

" tudies serve for delight, for ornament, and for ability."

"The real Simon Pure."

Congress ' 17.

so

�ROTHA KER CHILD
SMITH
("Rocks")

GLADYS STASSER
("Glad")

"We grant though he had much of
wit,
He was very shy of using it."

" upremely fair, serenely sweet."

ATHA
SNYDER
("Nate")

ROBERTA A GELINE
STITT
("Bobbie")

"Good folks are scarce; take care
of him."

"Give to the world the best you
have and the best will come
back to you."

t

EDITH MAY TO E
("Eddy")

VI TOR 0. STAILEY
("Vic")

"A good friend, a faithful worker,
and one to be depended upon."
Minerva ' I 6, 'I 7.
German Club ' I 5.

"A chap of sterling worth.

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�CAROLINE UMMERTON
("Kelly")
A

"Then to the glass, and 'Gertie,
pray,
Don't I look frightfully today?'"

DREW SWALLEY
("Andy")

"A noble soul and a generous heart
can never be wasted."

Girls' Quartet '16.
Hallowe'en Party Committee.
April Fool's Party Committee.

FLORENCE TAFT
("Puck")

LOUISE SULLIVAN
("Wesie")

"A life, like a snowflake, leaves its
mark but not a stain."

"A fair young debater."

Girls' Debating Club '17.

RICHARD MANLIFF
SUTTON
("Dick")
"And still they gazed and still the
wonder grew,
That one small head could carry all
he knew."
Annual Board Representative '14.

EVERETT HARDY TAYLOR
("Fat")
"He could live for months without
performing any kind of labor."

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�DOROTHY RUTH TREGO
("Dot")

GERTRUDE JULIA THAMS
("Trudy")

"A rosebud in the garden of girls."
Minerva '15.
April Fool's Party Committee.

"There is mischief in her eye."

PHILIP WEST
THOMPSON

/

("Phil")
~
"He had a head to contrive, a
EDITH VADEEN
tongue to persuade, and a hand
("Edd")
to execute anything."
"A d II
bl h.
brook
u rose us mg to a
Welfare Committee.
isn't 'modester' nor sweeter."
Junior Flower Committee.
Junior Picnic Committee.
•
Junior Party Committee.
Class Day 'I 6.
President of the Senior Class.

Q

GUSTAVE VOGEL
("Fat")

RUTH TRAVERS
("Rufus")

"I am not lean enough to be thought
a good scholar."
Forum '16, '17.
State Debate.
E. D. H. S.-Longmont Debate.

"A maiden, modest and yet selfpossessed,
Youthful and beautiful, as all confessed."

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�MARY LU ILE WALKER
("Skinnay")

EDYTHE BE IE WALKER
("The")

"A jolly, popular girl, not afraid
to laugh even when th joke is
on herself."

"On earth was never sown a lovelier
flower ."

Minerva '17.

D

RT WA TL
("Dart")

D

"Pun make the world go 'round."

HELE WALKER
("Wall")

Congress '1 5.
Junior Picnic

"Her very frowns are fairer far
Than smile of other maidens are."

ommittee.

HOWARD WALKER
("How")

THOMA WARD III
("Tom")

"And from the thorny paths of time
he plucks adventure lil·e a
rose."

"Oh, it is excellent to have a giant's
strength."
Football '15, '1 6.

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�JACK W ASSERSTEIN
("Jack")

BEN L. WELLS
("Benny")

"Use him well, he's worthy of it."
Baseball '16.

"From the crown of his head to the
sole of his feet he's all mirth."

HAROLD WATSON
("Wat'')

BESSIE WEITZ
("Bess")

"Happy-go-lucky, fair and free,
Nothing there is that bothers me."

"A shy, sweet, modest violet is she."

Cross-Country ' 16.
Executive Committee.
Cheer Leader ' 17.

ADOLPH WEISS
("Coors")

MURIEL LOETT A
WENTWORTH
("Wennie")

"Captain Casey, not like him of
vaudeville fame,
Cracked out a great two-bagger,
and thereby won the game."
Baseball '15, '16, '1 7.
Captain '1 7.

"Warm-hearted, friendly, always
gay,
Both in her air and in her way."
Minerva ' 17.
Girls' Debating Club '1 7.
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�MARY VIRGINIA WHITE
("Gig")
IRVING WESTERGREEN
("Irv")

"Doth perfect beauty stand in need
of praise at all?"
"Of their own merits modest men
are dumb."
Girls' Welfare ommittee '15.
,
,
jua·or Picnic ommittee.
"I Fools' Party ommittee.
Ba k~tb,all I~· 17.
~ft\r i Flower Committee.
T enms I 7, mgles and Doubles.
&lt;;:&lt;\m encement Program 'I 6.
lassDay'l6.

HARVEY BRADLEY W
("Swede")

J

ROLLIN WHITEHEAD
("Rolls")

"First in the light anVtin
v y
graceful deed."
Basketball '1 7.
Gold Medal '16.

"The

man with an
mouth."
Forum 'I 5, 'I 6, 'I 7.
tate Debate 'I 6, 'I 7.
Woodbury' 17.

MILLARD C. WHITE
("Doc")

oratorical

MARGARET WHITE A K
("Margie")

"Yes, he's good when he is asleep."
Congress ' I 5, ' I 6, ' I 7.
Forum '14.
Congress-Minerva Play,
Manager ' I 7.
Golf '15, '16, '17, Captain '16,
'17.

"Blest with plain .~eason, jollity, and
sober sense.
Girls' Debating lub '15, '16, '17.

S6

�LAURA MAY WHITTLESEY
("Whit")

JOHN HAROLD WILSON
("Will")

"Oh, how I love to dance."

"The mildest manners with the
bravest mind."

Sophomore Party Committee.

FORREST WILLIAMSON
("Rust")
"Whom the oracle well inspired
pronounced best of all men."
Track '14, '15, '16.
Captain '1 7.
Cross-Country '1 5, Winner 'I 6.
Athletic Board '1 5.
Class Day ' I 6.

HELEN WRIGHT
("Red")
"For she was always calm to see,
but had a twinkle in her eye."

GERTRUDE LOUISE
WYMAN
("Gert")

ROBERT ELLIOTT
WILLIAMSON
("Snake")
"When you think of Wyoming,
think of him."

"Assured but friendly, wise but gay,
She's a lady in every way."
Girls' Quartet '16.

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---

�LOUI E YORK
{"Peat")

BER I E U.
GUGGENHEIM
("Bug")

"Looked for, called for, sought for,
and asked for."

" he moves a godde s and she looks
a qu en."

Minerva 'IS.
alentine Party Committee.

Girls' Debating lub 'I 7.
Orchestra ' I 7.
Minerva 'I 7.
entennial High chool. Pueblo.

MARIE VI TORIA
HATTER
("Hat")

MURYL M. DOHERTY
("Mur")
"One of the few, the immortal
name , that were not born to
die."

"Where the ever good is nigh
nd true pleasures hidden lie."
panish

MARIE EMI 0
("Emy")

MAURI E HOPKI
("Maurie")

"Her voice was soft, gentle and low,
an excellent thing in woman."
German

lub 'I 7.

"An abridgment of all that is pleasant in man."

lub 'I 6.

S8

�CHARLES M. KASSLER. JR.
("Chuck")
"The bubbles of spirit that sparkling ar:se forbid life to stagnate."
Valentine Party Committee.

DONALD HOWARD
MENZEL
("Don")
"That best portion of a good man's
life, his little, nameless acts of
kindness."

A

A CLAIRE RILEY
("Rile")

"An American girl of today, an
all-round athlete."
Basketball '14, '15, '16, '17.
Captain ' 17.
Athletic Board '1 6.
Tennis '14.

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��~rttinr Jrnm
It was cold that night of December 27th, but how could that
affect three hundred happy couples on their way to the largest dance
of the year? Everyone was in the holiday spirit, as it was only two
days after Christmas, and the unusual amount of "pep" and real
spirit our class has was shown again.
The dance was held at El ] ebel Temple, which was decorated
with the school and class colors. The programs were brown leather
with gold cords, and the music ?-well, that was the best in town.
Altogether the affair was so successful that it added more than one
hundred dollars to the class treasury.
PROM COMMITTEE
LLOYD MAcF ARLA E, Chairman
ORMA BARWISE
WILLIAM CRA E
DEWEY LAMBOR
]AMES McCo NELL
HAROLD BIR BAUM
WILLIAM KLI E
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----

�Now plea e to ask him early,
It will save a lot of time,
And it sure will be a scream !
Don't forget the twenty-seventh
Is the date to bring your Queen,
Class of Seventeen.

§ruinr Jfiruir
We were all in our roughing clothes, yep, even our President, and we were bound for--oh, some place where the train was
going; it didn't make much difference, you know, just so it went.
Well , after we had had our picture taken in about "steen" different po e and had draped the engine with the class colors, the
her much labor on the part of the busine s
dinkey pulled out.
end of the train we reached our destination. Then more pictures.
When we reached our camping place- oh, yes, we had to walk, and
it was hot- we all thankfully relieved our elves of our packs, as
it was terribly hard to keep them in one coherent piece. We had
coffee and "wienies" for lunch, and we were some famished bunch of
eniors. We ate enough "wienies" to supply the German army
for a month.
Those of us who were of a more ambitiou and energetic nat~re then essayed to conquer the mighty works of nature, but we
didn't get far, for tho e mountain are both high and steep, and that's
a pretty formidable opposition as some found out, so we wandered
down to the creek.
The day pas ed swiftly, as such days will, and soon the crowd
assembled. Finally we boarded the train and ettled into those soft
seat - uch a relief! We were a tired crowd, but were still able
to sing (?) and holler a bit, and after fifteen miles of continuou
din we pulled into Denver.
D. S. M., '17.

Now everybody li ten, here's a new kind
Of a date,
Seventeen, eventeen.
For the girls will do the asking
And the boys will trust to fate,
Hallowe'en, Hallowe'en.
It's to be a hard times party,
D ress the very worst you can,
In fact come as you are.
There'll be pumpkins, witches, ghosts
And all things dear to Hallowe'en,
MARI E M E LZ ER.
Class of Seventeen!

i~allnwrru Jarty
(With Apologi~s to "Pretty Baby"")

There's a class down at Ea t Denver
ailed the class of eventeen,
eventeen, eventeen,
And it's in for one great party
On the night of Hallowe'en,
Hallowe'en, Hallowe'en.
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�Wqe 1\priliJfools' Jurty

11ulentittt tlfarty
I.

Play (One Act), An Amencan Harem.
T OF
Al1ce Glynn 1. A
Frank Glynn (

HARACTERS

I
ALMA BERGER
ewly Marned Couple 1 CHARLE KA SLER

I.

A Day in ] une . . . . . . ..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. MR. PITTS

2.

"If" ......... ... ........... { ~~~~PB~RGt~EMA

3.

Pictures a Ia Paris . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

4.

A String of Fools . . . . . . . . .. . · .. · ·

tell a Glynn. Frank 's S1ster . . . . . . • . . . . DoROTHY TREGO
Gertrude Glynn, Frank's Cous1n ........ RUTH HUNTINGTON
Mrs. Glynn, Frank's Mother
ora. a
Ld .

2.

3.

ervant ......... .

sbury, Frank'. College

l

......... ELtZABETH MoRNING
hum

. .•.

T H E FOO L COMM ITTEE

. joE DuNLEAVY

K ATE CHA E, Chairman
The

tringed Instrument Quartette.

ALBERTA 0 BOR E

HAROLD \VAT ON

KE 'N ETH CAMPBELL

joE DuNLEA\'Y

MARVYN AQAM

The Automatic Doormat.
BuRTON

4.

.............. LYDIA BEGOLE

jAME
ABI
LLOYD M cFARLA 1:.
HOWARD COLORE

A Dark

I.AMAGE

cene.

DoYLE BowERS

BUBBLE
COMMITTEE

RuTH HuNTtNGTO. , Chairman
ELEANOR HANDY

MARGARET DE Nl 0

LouiSE YoRK

FRANKLIN BICKMORE

N FAHNESTOCK

CHARLE

KA Sl ER

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AROLI E

1MERTO '

VIRG J lA W HITE

D OROTHY TREGO

M ARGA RET F INCH

D ORIS CREE

�Qhtltn~ur
November 30-Holiday. We eat and are duly thankfuL
December 6-Back at school again.
December 8-Rally. Skate for annuaL Fell only thirteen times.
December 9-Championship game, East-North, 13-7. Hoo-roar!
December 11-No holiday for championship. Mighty stingy with
their holidays.
December 12- F orty candidates out for basketbalL Too many!
Too many! (NOTE- The Editor was out for the team.)
December 20-Christmas vacation begins. Welfare party for the
whole schooL Toes felt mighty unwelfare. Woodbury contest.
December 25-Christmas day.
December 2 7- Prom. Gee! what swell ness! My eyes and ears!
What a grand time!
January ! -Start of real life of class of 'I 7.
January 2-Class pins arrive. Always knowed they should have
been made in Colorado. Might have been here by the first
then.
January 12-Social hour. Real program. Some class to us!
January 19-Limburger cheese in I 08. Wish I was dead!
January 20-New Semester begins. Scrubs arrive. Report cards.
B-r-r-r-r!
January 26--Debate between Colorado Springs and East. "" "" ""
signifies tears.
February !-Class representatives for Annual elected.
February 6--Girls' basketball rally. Didn't ask the boys. Mean
trick.
February 12-Lincoln's birthday. No schooL Tra Ia!
February 14-Cadets organized. Patriotic bunch we have.

eptember 5-First day of schooL
eptember 6--Three F reshies inquire if Mr. Pitts' Virgil class is 9b
English. Elevator, dears.
eptember 11-Miss Chase tells second hour study how good she
expects it to be. I'll bet it toes the mark.
eptember I 4-Class election.
eptember I 8-First class meeting, wherein we are duly thanked for
our excellent choice by the President.
eptember 30-Senior picnic, Morrison. Who said sunburn?
October 5-Minerva initiation. Boys, keep out!
October I 0-Annual board election, fortunate class to get such
marvels ( ? ) .
October I 7-Mr. Pitts appears in a black tie. Such a nice, quiet,
restful change.
October 20-Tag day. Confound these girls!
October 27-Hallowe'en party. Three cheers for Mutt and Jeff,
alias Juliet and Romeo, also Mary Garden.
October 28-Football, East-South 12-9-and right after a party,
too!
November I 0-lmmense rally. Lots of pep.
November I 3-Report cards. Shiver! Shake!
November I 7
ocial hour. Some innovation!
November 18-Football, West-East, 13-12. Get off my toes,
West!
ovember 29-Congress-Minerva dance. Big success. The girls
did the asking.
November 30-Thanksgiving game, East-Manual, 21-0. Back seat
as usual, Manual!
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�February 16 Valentine's party.
orne party and some orchestra.
February 22 George Washington's birthday. No school.
February 23 Freshman and ophomore Welfare party where they
exhibited their ability to make beautiful wall 11owers.
February 26- Wolcott tryout. Receipts of Isis augmented by a
udden flow of the male part of East ide.
February 28
enior class ecretary receives a new journal. That
class is getting extravagant.

pnl

3prmg has come. Annual mell emanating from Chern.
Lab.
April 5emor class votes to have eparate graduation. Didn't
do them any good, either.
April 13- Apnl Fool party. Didn't know that cia s could make
such a fool of it elf.
pnl 19- Half holiday. Whoop-ee!
April 20- Smokeless smoker. Girls mi sing. Contributions for the
Annual mu t be in.
pril 23- Mr. Heinzman speaks on the war.
May 5- ]unior picnic. It was cooler than the eniors' p1cmc,
anyhow.
May I I - Annual goes to press (?).
May 25- Annuals distributed (we hope) .
May 30 Decoration day.
June I
lass day.
lassy day.
] une 6- Graduation of the class of ' I 7 at the Aud1torium.
june 7- ' I 7 is through. Good-bye, Ea t ide. We wonder how
you can possibly get along without u .

March ! - Minerva initiation dance. Morri on's orche tra. More
fun!
March 6- 0h, you measles!
March 9, I 0
ongres -Minerva play, "A crap of Paper." Fine
play, that.
March IS - Moving day to as embly room. Fair young things taking exams in I 08.
March 16
t. Patrick' day social hour. A grand green time.
March 19 Measles continued.
March 23
pring vacation. Wolcott conte t. Triangular debate.
o likee.

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�various chool actlVIlle . This year's football team was composed,
in large part, of Juniors, as six of the class of '1 8 made their monograms. The main lay of next year' basketball team will be three
Juniors, who di tinguished themselve~ this year. The baseball team
is practically all Juniors, while many of the track tars will be back
again next year.
Lest we forget, the Junior g1rls, in every way, have added
"pep" to the class and have been behind all of our activitie .
To the class of 19 17 we extend our sincere good wi hes and
our only regret is that more of them will not be here next year to
graduate with the "peppie t" cia that ever left these revered hall
of learning.
WILLIAM A. BRYA

Three years ago we entert&gt;d East ide High chool a body of
happy, energetic boys and girls. That was in 191 4.
ince that
time we have developed into the best class that ever entered East
Denver.
While we were Freshmen we learned many things, chief of
which was our own ignorance and unimportance.
In the interval between eptember, 1914, and eptember, 1915,
we grew admirably, both mentally and physically, and, as became
our station, we were treated with much more re pect than formerly.
This year we are known as "the brilliant Junior class."
large number of Junior boy have made names for themselve m

3Juttinr Jitttir &lt;nntttutittee
jULIA PITKI

RuTH ELLER
WILLIAM BRYA

RuTH WALDRO
ALBIO VI KERY
66

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CHARACTER :

\\'lH H~Il h aeh,

Shoemaker, Old

Boot.

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Danctng Pump, the Dull Ktd, ·lr French Boot.)

Sh oe ma~er :

Sh oe ma~er:

"About your fate , sir, I'll relate,
Her love for you begtns to wane,
And thtnktng you not up to date.
She wanted other love."
B oo t:
" 'Tis platn!"

"Gneve not, old boot , a male we ' ll lind ,
Your sole·male 1he wdl be.
And I'm sure you wdl not mtnd
The fooltsh act o f Button kt .
Here 1s a dainty dancmg pump.
Whose mate's sole ,(owly wore away ,
But to your stde she'd qUickly jump
If you the word to her just say."
Dancing Pump (with eyebrows arched) :
"To be hts male! Tis platn to see
Hts sole· male I could never be.
My sole 1s thm and ltttle, too ;
Hts 1s so btg! I'd never do,
And by hts longue I can dtscern
That ltes and false thoughts '" htm burn! ..

Sh oe ma~er:

B oo / :

" he's just a dull kid. When she's old
She 'II need no brace or slay.
Her place wtth any she wtll hold
nd keep her charmtng simple way ."
B oo t (to French Boot):
"Of course I'm old and wrinkled , too,
But for your male, oh! will I do?
Rtch laces to you I'll present.
My heart on wedding you i• bent."
French Boot:
"Your offer really Batters me,
Though laces seem but bnbery.
My love for you wtll e'er be true
(Your last male was not so, I knew) ,
Though on her uppers all the time
A spat would surely serve her line.
But coming back to what you say,
I'll wed you soon, just name the day .' '
And to the vamping "Tip, Tap, Too, "
Whtch Shoemaker played on his la•l,
The dull ktd danced wtth the poor old shoe,
Without a thought of the weary past.

Slwemai(er :
"I have a btl o f new•, old 1hoe.
O'er which I know you'll 50rely @neve ,
And though tt's hard to tell to you,
I lind 11 harder to deceive .
Shall I go on with thi • ? "
B oo t:
"Yes, d o.
What now must come to thts o ld , hoe? ..
h oema~er :

"Last mght when all was dark and drear
Another sutlor c ame to woo.
She thought of you ."
Boot (Stghs) :
" Tis clear, ' hs clear.
Button kt hoe that deed wdl rue!
I low could he butt· in my affairS
nd steal my male so unaware ."

"That hny longue of yours can do
More harm than my longue ever knew ."
(Looktng at the French Boot.)
(To the Shoemaker) :
"Here 1s a boot to me she 3eems
The tdol of many, many dreams .
She's pretty enough, and hff he looks,
Much stmpler than most in fashion books."

71

BEss HAr.n.\ , 17.

�&lt;!l.onurr.aatiou at a rraltfa.at Wablr
The following scene might take place in any home which boasts
a daughter of high school age. The place is the breakfast table.
Father is at the head, mother at the foot, behind the coffee pot; the
two boys and unt Bernice on either side, and one empty chair.

"Oh, you neYer will see my point of 'iew about that," daughte1
sighs.
ay, is, you've got too much powder on the side of your
nose," little brother puts in aggravatingly. Daughter dobs at the
offending feature with her handkerchief.
"I think that you have a little too much on your chin, too, dear,"
mother objects. "I do di like to see young girls w1th their faces all
covered with powder."

ha ty step is heard in the hall, and daughter enters and slips
unobtru i\ely into her chair.
"You're a little late for breakfast, dear," ays her mother reprovingly.

Daughter sighs, but says nothing.
he has learned that silence
is the be t policy in treating that question.
"What have you done to your hair, child?" asks father curiously.

"Ye , mother, I know; I'm orry, but it took me longer lo dress
than usual." This from the daughter as she unfolds her napkin.
"Huh, I don't see why it should take you so long to dress; you
haven't got enough on lo keep you warm," scoffs big brother, between
bites.

" he got that peeled onion effect from the movie she saw last
night, didn't you, i ?" inquires little brother.

"I think Tom i quite right, Margaret," ays Aunt Bernice
critically. "Your throat i positively blue with cold."

"I alway have liked the way your mother used to do her hair.
he might show you how she fixed it," ugge ts father mildly.
"I've got a bird' -eye view of little sister with her pair parted
in the middle," big brother mutters quite audibly.
Daughter pushe back her chair and rises, flushed and angry.
"I wish I could shave all my hair off and wear a mattress," she erie
desperately, "then, perhap , you all would be satisfied!" and she runs
out into the hall.

"Oh, nonsen e,
unt Bernice. I'm not the least bit cold,"
a erts daughter. "How do you like my waist, mother, on me, I
mean?" she ask .
"Very much; that shade of yellow always was becoming to
But don't you think it's too low in the neck?"
"But, mother," daughter protests, "it's got to be as low as this.
All of the girls wear them this way."
you.

"Really, Helen, that child grows more unreasonable every day,"
unt Bernice complains. "I thought you were going to speak to her
about the length of that skirt."

"That's ju t the point, Margaret," mother and Aunt Bernice cry
in choru . "Why don't you be original in the way you dress?"

As the voices reach her, daughter gives her hal pin a vicious jab,
and runs to catch her car.

"I houldn't think you'd want to look like everybody else,"
mother adds.

RILLA

72

OLE.

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I

SIDlP}(mmmREn:S
\Yv'hen we were Freshmen, we marched gallantly to the scene
of battle.
trange, fierce-looking commanders stood in wait to
muster us in. We were immediately ordered to meet ommander
in- hicf Remington, who warned us of the coming struggle and of
its many pitfalls.
He advi~ed us not to engage too fiercely at ~rst
in the combat, but to save our trength for times of cri•is in the war.
We, as a matter of fact, had to undertake a campaign against an
army which had a German left wing, a Latin right, an advance guard
of Algebra, and an aeroplane corps of English.

For the econd encounter we were transferred to the main battlefield, where we registered as ophomore re-enforcements. H ere we
wc::re placed under generals who were ~evere, but very tolerant of
our mistakes. We waged many battles with Composition and R hetoric, and Geometry hili was well fortified with originals and corollaries, so that we suffered many a defeat (with a capital D ) before
the conflict ceased. We again met with the forces of H istory under
different commanders of strict d iscipline. Those of us w ho tried
to profit by resar' s experience in the Gallic wars were hopele sly
lost. W e did not understand his methods of attack.

In the first battle of the "f. rosh" a few fell, for the field wa;
rough with Latin pits and entanglements.
It was r.o light task to
push through the English barracks built of personal pronour.s, unity,
coherence and emphasis. But with the constant prodding and e,couragement of our capable officers we galloped past those obst3cles
victoriously.

W e found the second year of the campaign filled with many
profitable ad\entures, ar.d ~ ·e feel better me!! tally equipped for
entering upon the next yrar of cholastic war. W~en we emerge O'l
commencement day all of us hope to be a d orned with a med al of
the Legion of Grad uates.
Jo EPH
. H ou TO .

73

��1918
When Ea t Denver opened her door last eptember for the
clas of 1920 to enter, she experienced a shock. The halls and
room were flooded with a radiance which bade fair to rival the sun,
which was shining brilliantly outside. Whence came this glory?
It was issuing from her Freshmen (more commonly referred to as
scrub ) . Each youthful face was glowing with expectation and
uppres ed wisdom. They fairly knocked each other down in their
efforts to get in and get everythiPg arranged.
orne ran around the third floor in a vain attempt to find room
210 and then appealed to some self-satisfied Sophomore, who told
them that perhaps, 1f they lool{ed on the second floor they would see
the number two hundred and ten emblazoned over the door. Other
circled around the ba ement trying to find the reference library in
the girl ' lunch room and received a cold "Look in I 09" in answer
to their . 0.
They finally did settle down to really honest,
hard work. They've kept at it, too. If one of tho e brilliant
Junior would take a peep at some of the Fre hmen cards, he'd
discover that they had made as many "A's" for one quarter's work
as he had acquired for his entire Freshman year. Perhaps then he'd
feel a little respect for those scrubs. The.?' intend to keep on work-

ing for the entire four years, too, until they have won all the scholarships and anything else that can be won. The school board may
even have to invent something new for them to tackle. Thelma
Kauffman has received honorable mention in the Wolcott contest.
he would have won it, too, if Lydia Begole had only been a little
les brilliant in such things.
At the partie given this year by the Welfare Committee some
of the Freshmen danced so splendidly that they brought blushes of
shame to the upper classmen and made them turn green with envy.
Of course I'll admit that they haven't many tiny little "babe
in arm " like Tom Freeman, or Merwm Mitterwallner, but they
have several large huskie who really ought to have been allowed to
play football this year. They can play in a year or two, though,
and you ju t watch East Denver's football team in 1920 get the
championship again.
he'll win every game he plays in football,
then, a well a in basketball and ba eball.
All read}}. one, two, three,

"Rah, rah, rah, East Denver!
Rah, rah, rah, Nineteen Twent}}!"
LICE FI HER,

'20.

��This building was already old when E. D. H. was built;
just think of it! Was old when even "Remy" was a boy.

Latin school. the ancient and honorable, was erected with the
first coming of the white man; and the memory of the oldest graduate
of the E. D. H. S. runneth not to the contrary.
We, the scholars, may be Fresh, but our honorable school has
tradition and dust, memories and rickety stairs, history and wornout
steps, as no other school in all Denver has. The little old lamp of
learning, erected in the dark ages, still burns under the eaves-a
rather solid flame, to be sure, but the spirit of the old place is there
and the spirits of departed teachers and innumerable pupils seem to
sigh through the cracks when the wind blows, and drift about us in
the dust raised by many feet. The creaking stairs, the loose floor
boards, the worn steps, all speak of other times, while the roar of the
auto, the smell of gasoline and oil, seem an insult to this old place
of learning.

o if we seem a little crude,

If some of us are somewhat rude,
If we're not strictly up to date,
And cannot always strike the gait
You older pupils do;
Just consider wher:ce we come,
That for us it's going some
To even get our pictures took
And have them printed in a book
Along with such as you.
VICTORIA FIELD.

77

--

��pologJ~S lo Rob~rl Burns)

0, freshie, in the months to come,
Perhap thou wilt be troubled orne
By teachers who will strik' thee dumb
And turn thee cold wi' fright.

Wee, meekit, cow'rin, tim'rous fresh !e,
0, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou needs na start, an' walk ae hasty,
With face sae white.
Thou'rt fearfu' lest I, a enior,
Rin an' chase thee.
But I will na' bite.

Don't let their glances mak' thee numb,
But stand up for th right.
till, freshie, thou art ble t compared wi' me,
Thy troubles wi' na' cling to thee,
But, 0, I forward cast my e'e,
It meets the prospects drear
Whil t thou, ahead of thee dost ee
The glory of thy enior year.

' doubtfu' where thy place should be,
Whether here, or in the nursene.
I kinna ee why thou,
o young an' ay, so sma',
hould venture forth right nciw
In this great East ide ha '.

L CILE M

79

MAHA • '17.

�ssembly in the lower hall is very trying for all concerned.
The Annual Board would like to suggest that another year some plan
might be thought of which would make it unnecessary to use the hall
in future for opening exercises.

Many noted men have poken to u during the four years of
our High chool course, and we of the Annual Board want to thank
Mr. Barrett in behalf of the school for getting the e gentlemen to
peak to us. We have been ver fortunate, as we have heard from
men prominent as educators, politicians, individualists, and investigator . These men in a great number of ca es have spoken to students
in the Ea t ide High chool only, and it was due to the zeal of
Mr. Barrett that we heard them. Their messages have been helpful
and inspiring, and let us hope that our principal will continue to have
such men speak to t~e students whene.,er there is an opportunity.

Each year it has been the custom of the enior Class of East
Denver to make a gift to the school. This year we believe the class
hould give the school some stage fittings, scenery and any other things
which would facilitate the giving of a play. Twice every year it has
been the duty of Mr. Pitts to beg, borrow or steal these various stage
accessories; and to get them up and in order has been a great task .
We advocate such a gift, although the class may have to co-operate
with another to procure all the necessary equipment. The name of
the class may not appear on a little bronze plate where everyone may
read it, but neverthele s our gift would give enjoyment to the whole
school.

The call has come for boys to aid in the production of food
upplies, and East Denver has not been found lacking. When boys
of Ea t Denver are called upon to bear arms for their country, there
will be a similar re ponse. That time has not yet come for those who
remain in the school. It will soon come to tho e who graduate.
orne
may be called on this year and some the next, but the call will surely
come to all of them. They will not be found wanting in defending
their nation, and all the knowledge gained at East ide will serve them
in this task. As the boys in the lower classes p:1. , then graduate,
they, too, will be summoned.
ow is the time to be preparing- the
more experience a boy has, the better he can serve his country. Our
cadet system helps to train boys to fight. But the mental activity that
comes from translating Latin and doing Algebra is helping to make
them think quickly and is helping to make the kind of a man who doe
the right thing at the right time in the trenches. It is the duty of the
boys who stay at home to do their be t in preparing them elves for the
fight that will come.

The lengthening of our working day ten minute has caused
quite a disturbance among the pupils of the school. On those who
mu t be at work by 3:00 o'clock, or who have to go to the bank, such
an arrangement imposes a number of hardships. If we could go back
to the old four-minute intermissions it would again be possible to close
at 2:35. The difficulty lies in the congestion at the main doors of the
two big study halls. If pupils would pass in and out at the right of
the door in Room 2 I 0, and u e the main door of I 08 in going out,
and the cloak hall door in entering, much of thi confusion would be
avoided and o would help us to regain tr e precious ten minutes at the
close of chool.
80

�The football season opened the econd week of school with
thirty-five men out for the team, including the seven letter menCaptain Mitterwallner, Me utcheon, Lamborn, Ward, Holland,
Briggs, and Freeman. There was much rivalry for the other positions, but Reeder, humaker, Allen, and Vickery showed such marked
ability that they earned the places on the team.
The championship series opened with outh Denver. At the
end of the half the score stood 7 to 0 in favor of outh Denver. But
in the last half East came back with her old fighting spirit and won
the game by a score of 1 3 to 7.
The second championship game was with We t. The team
went into the game over-confident and allowed West to make two
touchdowns before she realized what had haprened. But in ti-e
last half East made two touchdowns, but failed to kick goal, leaving the final score 1 3 to 12 .
This defeat seemed to be the stimulus that was needed to urge
them on to the championship, for the team practiced with a new vim
for the next two weeks. Our usual Thanksgiving game resulted
in an overwhelming victory for the Angels. From the first, Manual
seemed outclas ed, as Ea t made a touchdown in the first five minute

of play. In this game Goldie, playmg his first full game, showed up
in fine form in the fullba k po ition. The individuals who tarred
were Captain Mitterwallner, humaker, Holland, and Goldie.
The · orth game, which had been postponed on account of
snow, was played on December 9. This was the championship
game. East went into the game with odds against her on account
of her defeat by West.
Both teams were in excellent condition, and
each was determined to grab the flag.
East opened the game with
her steam-roller tactics, and by straight football and line plunges succeeded in making the first touchdown. In the last half the
ngel
were successful in making another touchdown, winning the game and
the championship by a score of I 3 to 7.
Much credit for the team's succe s is due to the excellent work
of oach Puffer, who was ably as i ted by aptain Mitterwallner.
ewton and Fred Brown.
pecial mention should be made of Bob
ing, who assisted oach Puffer much of the time.
aptain Mttter.
wallner, Lamborn, and Briggs made places on the All- ity team.
The season was clo ed by a delightful banquet in Mr. Barrett's office, given by the cooking cia s.
ToM FREEMA ,

81

Manager.

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�aptain Briggs was out helping the newer men every night.
He also tied for first place in the pole vault and for third in the 220yard low hurdles.

East did not come away from the meet with first honors, but
made a good showing, nevertheless. The meet was not held on the
date originally set, on account of a bad rain, but was held a few
days later, while the track was still soft, so not many records were
broken.
Individual honor went to John "Zack" Jordan, who gathered
a total of eighteen points. Jordan won the 11 0-yard high hurdles,
tied for first place in both the pole vault and the 220-yard low
hurdles, and got second place in the broad jump and third in the
• high jump.
Williamson won the half mile race, making a new city record
of 2 :06:2. He also won second place in the mile race.

Much credit is due to Coach Hi\ll for the way in which he
handled the team, and to Manager Kni~el for the way in which he
managed the business of the team.
Ten men won their letters- Adams, Dunleavy, Briggs, Jordan,
Kelty, humaker, Hamilton, Knisel, Williamson and Dean.
Williamson was unanimously elected captain and Ladd was
chosen manager for next year's team.
IIARLE

84

DEA , JR.

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inyn' i.Banhrtball

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Ea t Denver d1d not wm the cham piOnship m basketball th1s year, but we
had a successful season, nevertheless.
The school gave us the u e of the "Y"
tw1ce a week, where we had the be t
accommodations and facilities for practice. Coach Puffer worked faithfully,
training the fellows and teaching them
the fine points of the game. A "bunch"
of especially good material was developed for next year. The able player of the second team sometimes ran
up greater scores than the first team.
A large number attended every game,
showing that the old "East pep" never
dies, even in the face of defeat. We
had one good trip to Boulder, where
we won from the Boulder "Preps."
The men who received letters are:
Lamborn, Adams, Westergreen, White,
Hobbs, Hoyt, Archey and Phillips,
who will captain the team next year.
The scores are as follows:
East, 23; outh, 17.
East, 1 4; West, 30.
East, 11 ; North, 9.
East, 29; Boulder Preps, 24.
East, 12; Manual, 34.
East, 28; outh, 1 8.
East, 16, Wet, 24.
East, 18; North, 20.
East, 1 6; Manual, 36.
]OH L. TROWBRIDGE, Mgr.

Much mtere twas taken m the G~rls'
Basketball Tournament this year. Our
hopes for the championship looked
bright at the first of the season, but our
veteran guard, Mabel Rem ch, left
school, thereby cripplmg our team considerably.
Our first game wa with West, in
which we lost in the last second of play,
but we won our next two games from
outh and Manual. When we met
West again we came back in our old
style, and won the game. This gave
us a clear road to the championship.
Our last game was with Manual, and
we lost. Over-confidence cau ed us to
lo e this game.
The season clo ed
with outh and East tied for second
place.
A great deal of the success of this
year's team is due to our coach, Allen
Chamberlain, and Anna Riley, our
captain.
We had two girls make "the all-star
team"- Leta chreiber a guard, and
Anna Riley as forward.
The team this year wa as follow :
Ruth eller , F ranee Doyle, center~;
Leta chreiber (manager), ] ulia Pitkin, guard ;
nnette Meyer,
nna
Riley (captain), forward .
ubstJtute : Lillian Reinsch, Rena
Morrow and Norton chaeffer.

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\\'est~:rgrt&gt;&lt;'n,

.\&lt;lams, Lamborn

(Captain)

�sational all-round athlete of East Denver, struck out twenty-one
men, letting only one cross the plate. At the close of the season
the letter men were given a banquet at the Kaiserhof hotel by the
team of '87 , and Weiss was elected captain for next year. There
are ten letter men back this year, and the prospects of a championship team are very good .

The baseball team of 191 6 came through two consecutive
seasons with but one defeat, winning championships twice and bringing a silver loving cup to East Denver. This cup was given by
A G . Spalding &amp; Bro. to the school which should win the pennant
three times, twice in consecutive years. East's teams got the Rag in
191 2 and in the preceding year.
The team at the beginning of the season had but four letter
men, but through the hard and steady work of Coach Puffer and
Captain Cowen a winning combination, and one that East can be
proud of was turned out. The team won the first two games, but
when they met Manual, in the third contest of the season, they were
defeated by a score of 12 to 8. This was a setback, but East recovered and carried the rest of the games by good scores.
The last game was with Manual. This was a championship
game and brought the cup to East Denver. John Jordan, the sen-

cores:
East
East
East
East
East
East

........... 4
. .......... 3
........... 8
. ..... . .... 16
....... . . . . 3
... . ....... 9

orth . . . . . . . . . . 3
outh . . . . . . . . . . 2
Manual ..... . ... 12
West . .... . ..... 6
South . .... . . . .. 2
Manual .... . ... . I
CHUCK PHILLIPS.

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nappy playing marked the opening of East High's annual fall
tennis tournament at the Eleventh and
herman courts. Thirty
boys entered singles, while fifteen team of doubles fought for first
honor.
When the contest for singles reached the third round such
star as . G. Blakeney, Adams, Fleming, Vickery, Wagner, Douglas, Westergreen and Cornish were found fighting for a letter, while
the double teams, composed of Adam and Denton, ornish and
ooper, We tergreen and Douglas, Montgomery and Houston, Birnbaum and Freedheim, Blakeney and Blakeney, Humphreys and
Fleming, Parker and Writer were struggling for the champ'ionship.
Westergreen won the singles, and with his partner, Douglas,
won still !T'Ore laurels by defeating Bickmore and Smith for the
doubles championship. Both thee boys were 'eterans of last year's
conte t.
E 1st did not win the city championship, but we hope for better
luck next year.
ERVI J A K DouGLAS, '1 8, Manager.

The girls' tennis tournament was held in eptember at the City
Park courts, and all the classes were well represented among the
players. A large crowd of girls also went out every afternoon to
watch the matches.
In the singles, Julia Loser defeated Annette Meyer in a spirited
and well-contested match, the scores being 6-4, 7-5. Julia Loser
and Annette Meyer defeated Elizabeth Morning and F ranees Doyle
in doubles, 6-1 , 6-0.
There was much enthusiasm throughout the tournament and the
girls entered into the spirit of the game with thorough enjoyment.
Those participating were Julia Loser, Annette Meyer, Dorothy England, Frances Doyle, Marie Melzer, Esther Bolles, Elizabeth Morning, Mary Ruffner, Edith Griswold, Margaret Finch, elia Klein,
Mildred Miller, Ellen Gourley,
orton chaeffer, Alfhild Alenius,
Harriet Wildman, Lillian Peek, Jean Wildman, Ruth ellers ar:d
Margaret Dennison.
MARGARET DE
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Lo. E&gt;r. \Yt:&gt;~lf'l'gJ'PPn

�Bnys' .\thl!'til' ll&lt;'anl

�RoyR' "'elfnre Committ••e

Girls' "-'E&gt;Ifare CommittE'e

�1J1ir.at Jrigr ~l1ort ~toru
§illt lli!Jlr'n i!liograplm of §iilrburun
ir Robert Redd ideburns having made a mark for htmself
in the field of literature at the age of forty-two years seven month
three day and a half, to be exact, it wa altog ther fitting and
proper that His Royal Highne s should appoint ir Humphrey ilklyle, the noted pro e writer of the twentieth century, to write a short
but complete biography of the poet's life and works.
ir Humphrey ilklyle, in compliance with His Majesty's most
honored request, ucceeded in getting the biography published after a
great deal of wrangling and disputing with the bookbinders, who
manifested great sympathy towards the public.
By some strange freak of nature, ir Humphrey Silklyle's book
still remains unharmed and beloved by all reader of bad literature.
It is with the greate t plea ure, therefore, that we, the publishers, submit to the innocent public this wonderful volume of ir Humphrey
ilklyle.
In a little thatched cottage, way off amid the wild sagebrush
of cotland, one day in the year 1871, Robert Redd ideburns came
to grace the universe with his immortal presence, aye, undying fame.
He was the youngest of a family of thirteen children. His
father was a wearer of the frock, and his mother a woman of great
genius in the way of cooking and dish-washing. Both of these fond
parents devoted their pare time to the instruction of their thirteen
children.
At the age of nine the potato crop having declared generous
dividends to the ideburns, little Robert was sent to the village school
to obtain an education worthy of his already budding genius. His
only work that he gave to the world at this time was the clever
little ditty:
"Gurgle, gur le, ltttle brook,
0
How I wonder how you 'II look
When you meet the ·:&gt;cean deep,
On whose banks graze many 3heep."

The rest of this gem has been lost to a sorrowing public. The
cause: Little Robert's love for flinging round paper balls, called
spitballs in this day and age.

Whde attendmg thi mslttullon of learning, our young hero's
constitution was lightly weakened owing to the contraction of several
disea es, namely, German measles, chicken-pox, mumps, scarlet fever,
diphtheria and the like.
bout this time his parents took Robert to the country to recuperate. His imagination look Right in the form of a number of
airy doggerels, among which are, "Ode to a Blade of Grass" and
"The Pebbles That hine in the tream, T ra-la."
fter spending one quiet year in thi manner, ideburns returned to the village school.
At the age of fourteen, the fact that the potato crop again
declared dividends was hailed as a piece of right good luck. Robert
Redd ideburns was acknowledged now the brains of the family,
and the remaining twelve took a back seat m order that Robert's
talent for writing might gel a fair how.
The potato crop riche were piled at hi feet that he might
derive the benefit therefrom and he did, all right. He became a
scholar of the famou Uni\ ersity Empty-head, on the banks of tLe
Rhineube. When he wasn't enjoying life he was compiling a volume
the title of "' hich was " hoice Ver e." Fortunately, the dormitory
in which he stayed was destroyed by lire, and the unlir.ished book
with it.
ideburns was too discouraged to begin anew, so for two
years he gave him elf up to the study of the joys of life.
But a sad day descended upon the ideburns fa~ily, like unto
an eagle that swoop down upon its prey. Mr. ideburns, Robert's
father, while out in the field one day, was kicked by a mule, and,
as he had been ailing for everal years, this event only hastened his
entrance into the "happy hunting grounds."
ideburns ha tened home and took his place as head of a
family of thirteen females his mother and twelve sisters.
At this period ideburns, in a desperate frame of mind, wrote:
"Take me off lo the trenches,
nd shoot me through the head,
W1th thirteen women on my hands
I mtght as well be d~ad ."

�the offender. His Royal Temper knew no bounds, and tdebt.rns
was exiled to the Island of Saint Elbow for a period of t\•·ent)
years.
Many and beautiful are the poems sung in sad strains to the
accompaniment of the lapping waves. His most noted ones being,
"The Bats That Build Their
ests Above," and another. written
in honor of His Majesty, which ideburns had the presence of m;nd
to place in a bottle and fling far out in the sea. Just a.&lt; he had
planned, it was discovered and conveyed to the Royal Palace.
In a short time Sideburns was allowed to return to his native
country. The Queen was dead, His Majesty was very kind to him,
and not long after this crowned him poet-laureate, thus showing to the
world that no ill-feeling existed between them any longer.
Concerning the remaining years of ideburns' life, there is
little to be said. He enjoyed it to the highest degree. His Majesty
and he were the greatest of pals-they ate, drank and hunted together.
On his forty-fifth birthday a great feast was held in his honor.
Upon returning home a rainstorm overtook him. He got wet feet, and
died the next day with pneumonia. Great was the sorrow of the
land, for the country had lost its most brilliant ornament.
The poet was given a prominent place in his own home town.
His remains were placed under the shade of the one and only tree
that the churchyard could boast of.
Pilgrimages are yearly made to his tomb, and those who visit
it may read the epitaph composed shortly before his death, in Sir
Robert Redd Sideburns' own quaint, inimitable style:

(Here it would be fitting perhaps to remark that because of a
strong resemblance between ideburns' twelve sister and a deceased
great-aunt they were as yet quite single.)
However, luck, for once, took ideburns by surpnse. During the two following years in which he gave himself up to the care
of potatoes, his mother remarried this time a man of some means
and six of his sisters charmed six blind and innocent laddies.
The wedding bells rang merrily over the Sideburns homesteld.
The six remaining spinsters went to dwell with their delighted mamma,
who had moved to the city.
Thus at the age of twenty-one or thereabouts we find RobPrt
Redd Sideburns free to choose his own course. His love for gaiety
and city life led him to direct his ambitious footsteps toward the
capital.
For a year he sold shoe strings on the corner of the busiest
thoroughfare. Or.e day fate willed that ideburns should read an
"ad" in the Post. His Most Gracious Majesty was in need of a
lackey to com·ey tl-:e Royal Chocolate Pot to his bedside each mornmg. Sideburns at once aJ:plied for the job, and, as he had a pleasing
countenance, His Majesty favored him.
In this atmosphere of pomp and splendor, Sideburns' poctir;
soul know no bounds. In less than three months he had compiled
three volumes of immortal verse.
To his great distress and discomfiture, he one day let fall on tl,e
counter-pane, while attending His Majesty, a scrap of paper UJ..IOn
which were written the lines:

"Here lie my remains, as cold as cold can be.
I loved ltfe, but death too soon
My spmt caused to Ree.
May those who read thts epitaph,
httle ptty feel,
And put a few buds on my grave,
1\s by my stde they kneel."

"Fair Queen, wtth teeth ;o pearly white,
And ha~r hke fisher's net,
With hps of cherry hue,
And eyes of blackest jet,
I Lov - "

We think that the Royal Bell interrupted him at thi poit:t
At any rate the poem ended here, and His Majesty's wrath began.
It took him two minutes to learn that his lackey, ideburns, \\as

Sir Robert RedJ Stdeburru.

LuciLE McMAHAN.
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�_g,rrou~ tJrt;::r §tory
r&amp;rtributiou
heard the Doctor say he had carlet fever and that a "Rag" must
be put upon the house to warn others as to the disease, he wondered
vaguely what good an American Rag would do to keep others away.
His little sister Ellen, who had fir t slyly found out that a Alg was
a large red and yellow ign with the words " carlet Fever" on it,
lorded it over Billy for days, screeching just outside his door (before
he had become so very sick), that "he didn't even know what a
Rag was- didn't even know what a Rag was," until he would
willingly have given five years of his life to pound Ellen until she
could screech no more! Then the Doctor came with his nurse, ard
that nune, poor soul! had been Billy's refuge. On her he had
taken out all his fretfulness when so very sick, his cr:mkine s wre'l
a little better, and now all his excess energy while he was getti · g
well.
he wa a sweet-faced and trong young woman of about
twenty-five, and her name was Mary Rath . Billy had no more
idea of eternally calling her Miss Rath than of jumping out of bed
and l~iss ing Ellen, whom he hadn't e\ en seen in all tLose weeks.
o he just called her "Ratsy." Mis Rath didn't seem to mind,
and I doubt if it would have done her any good if she had cared.
All that time Ratsy and her young charge had occupied two adjoining rooms, which were curtained off from the rest of the upstairs,
and they had become very well acquainted with each other. Last
week the Doctor had taken a culture of Billy's throat, only to return
with the verdict, "Po itive," which to Billy meant those blamed
scarlet fever bugs were still hanging 'round him, and he couldn't
leave his room for another week.
o now he sat very still. reflecting.

Billy was sitting still and thinking! Another week of torture
was almo t gone; another week of separation and isolation from hi
family, friends and, in fact, the world. This fact had repeated
itself in Billy's mind until he could almost say it backwards. And
now, as he sat propped up in bed, waiting for his dinner, and thinkinJ
over the same afore-mentioned bit of news, he suddenly awoke to
the fact that tomorrow would, maybe, end his misery; that is, if the
Doctor could be prevailed upon to say "yes" if he meant "no" and
"no" if he meant that.
Billy was a boy, and a human one at that. And more, he was
thirteen. To some people, arriving at the age of thirteen, means
very little, but to Billy it had meant a great deal, for he had just
come to think and feel himself very important in the affairs of his
family. He was rather short, and inclined to fit the saying, "Fa t
and good-natured." His small, twinkly eyes could look at you
angelically one minute with his freckles, pug nose, and mouth continually grinning, all combining to make his being a perfect picturt'
of amiability, sugar weetness (that was almost too sweet) and friendliness. But the next! If woman is as changeable as the wind, then
Billy had a day in olorado where all kinds of weather are exhibited
at once, backed to the wall. There was one point in Billy's favor:
he never could hold a grudge against anyone longer than fifteen
minutes, and it was this which endeared him to everyone he met, saw,
or came in contact with.
He had been taken sick with scarlet fever five weeks ago, and
five weeks had passed in which he suffered miserably from the disease itself. but now he was suffering from a disease which comes to
meet convalescents, that of being in a tormenting, peevish. remorseful, teasing and angelic frame of mind all at once. Billy had
reached that stage. If those five weeks of sickness had meant much to
Billy, what had it meant for his mother and nurse? When he had

Just then Miss Rath came in with a basin of water.
"Aw, say, Ratsy, Iemme get up an' eat outa bed, won't you?
I'll do anything a' tall, Ratsy, go on," coaxed Billy in his most
wheedling voice.

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�Ratsy smiled, but grasping at the aforesaid words of that
young gentleman to do anything she wanted, as a drowning person
grasps at a rope, she said quickly, "If I do, will you soak your feet
for a good half hour after a while?"

the stillness. Instantly the household was aroused.
Ratsy came
flying . Billy precipitated himself into the other room. Mother ran
to the wailing Ellen. The little girl was bent almost double, her
head was hanging, she was shaking it as if she had been stung by a
thousand bees.

"You bel!
ow come on, Ratsy, where's my slippers an'
my shirt an'" flinging back the bed covers with an arm fast
becoming strong and forceful, Billy began rummaging at the foot
end of the bed for his various apparel. After sending the winded
Ratsy on a dozen and one trips to the other room to help find first
his knife- he must have that to cut his orange-then his dressing
gown, and then something else he forgot to tell her the first time,
Billy was sitting in state again waiting for his dinner.

"What on earth's the matter, Ellen?" gasped mother, looking
askance at Ellen's head, a mass of curls that seemed forever inextricably glued together by a brownish, soft substance oozing in a
myriad of streams down her face.
"G-g-gravy, an' Billy," sobbed Ellen, in a despairing voice,
trying to wipe away the tears, thereby smearing her face all the
more. Billy upstairs broke into a gale of laughter. He had been
frightened for an instant, but now that no harm was done-"it only
got on Ellen's hair"-he had doubled up in a chair, laughing and
gasping in the most contagious manner possible. Then suddenly
his loud gaiety was checked by the loud ringing of the telephone bell.
Billy listened a minute almost breathlessly to the inflection of his
mother's voice over the phone, and then, with another giggle lost all
interest in the person on the phone.

In the other room was the dumb waiter, on which had been
~ent to him all his meals from the kitchen.
ow as he heard
rr.otl&gt;er put t~e steaming dishes on its shelves to send up, Billy had

an idea!
He would surprise Ratsy and pull up their dinner himself. He tiptoed into the other room, softly opened the door of the
dumb waiter chute, called down, "All right" in a high nasal voice,
which h&lt;' vainly tried to make like Ratsy's, and pulled.
Down stairs he heard Ellen say in an important tone, ''I'll see
that Ratsy gets it all right, mother," and Ellen poked her head up
the black hole to watch the disappearing trays. And just at this
moment came the inevitable. Billy never could tell how it happened, but in pulling he had shaken the "dummy" and the dishes
rattled. Then before his very eyes the dish containing that wonderful brown hot gravy spilled, and dish and all went dripping through
the narrow space that was between the dummy and the wall, and
landed on something decidedly human.

Ten minutes later he noticed a scrap of white paper under the
door. He stared at it, a questioning look in his twinkly eyes, then
walked slowly to the spot and picked it up.
In big scrawly letters
he found this epistle:
"Mr. Gravy-spiller: The Doctor told mother you still got the Bugs, an'
you didn't even know what a Bag was, an' you gotta stay m some more, an'
you'll be Awful Sorrie 'cause I'll never watch your dinner up that black hole
again, an' mother says jus' 'cause my hairs so sticky you gotta show me how to
whisll .
" 'Spec'fully an' your truli,

One horrible long and almost everlasting second of silence,
which seemed to Billy as if it never would end. just as he was
beginning to despair of ever hearing poor little Ellen's voice in this
world again, a piercing shriek, seemingly uttered by the god of oise
and Discord himself, which was followed by another, broke upon

- Ellen Mariella Warren ."

And Billy was sitting still, thinking.
MARIE W. MELZER,

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�~ntoltrlrns ~ntokrr
The last bout was the main event of four round , between Joe

"Gentlemen! Th first bout of the evening is a three-round
bout between young Wa er and Kid Myer. Mr. dd1e Day, official referee."
Gong!

Mohana and

pike Douglas, both members of this year's ball team

and graduate

of the D. A.

. tournament.

They were going

well when Mohana spramed his knee and the bout was stopped.

The deci ion was a draw. The next boxing bout was between Dan Dock, a veteran of the D. A. ., and Bobby Wallace,
the East ide whirlwind. Both of these lad di played good footwork and clean hitting. For three rounds they battled in the
center of the ring. Eddie Day called it a draw.

Thi a flair took place Friday, April 20, at 8:30.

It wa pro-

posed by Mr. Barrett to promote good fellowship, and it wa

the

greatest succes of the year.
The Welfare Committee had charge of the affair and fur-

The semi-final bout brought together Kid Wei s and Batthng
Kid Briggs. There wa only one knockdown and that was scored
Th third round was fill d with slugging, Briggs having
by W i
a shade. It also wa called a draw.

nished, besides the ten rounds of boxing, a very pleasing musical
program.

Refre hments were erved.
PIKE"

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�Oh, Minerva! Faithful Goddess of wisdom! The inspiration
of so many helpful societies! At last I may have speech with thee.
Bear with me whilst I sing the praise of thy namesake at dear old
East Denver High. The popularity of this one of thy numerous
namesakes is best shown by its membership. About one hundred
and fifty girls of accredited scholarship, representing the three upper
classes, usually answer the roll call at the meetings, which are held
twice a month on Thur day afternoons throughout the year.

interesting talk on Afro-American Folk ongs. These songs were
sung by Mr. Whiteman.
evin, our own American composer, would
have been pleased could he have heard his best known vocal numbers
sung and instrumental selections played after a paper on his life had
been read.
While the Mmerva Literary ociety is essentially a literary
society, as its name implies, it does not neglect the social side of things;
so whenever there was any money in the treasury the girls gave a
party. Here study and criticism were forgotten, and Terpsichore
reigned supreme.
Twice a year new members are initiated with what might be
called " tunt" parties. Refreshments and dancing always follow
the " tunts." Also each year Minerva unites with Congress, first in a
party and then in a play.
Before saying good-bye, let me say to you that aside from the
social enjoyment and a knowledge of general topics gained, the girls
have formed many lasting friend hips.

The programs show the varied talents of the girls. This year
there has been an unusually large number of good readers.
everal
authors were the subject of excellent papers. Herbert George Wells,
whose "Mr. Brittling ees It Through" was probably the be t eller
of the year, was the topic of an afternoon's study and discussion.
One paper dealt with the life of T agore.
orne beautiful solo dances
have been given, and we have had much good music, both vocal and
instrumental. The popular Hawaiian instruments have come in for
their share of recognition. One afternoon Mr. Whiteman gave an

WILLA FER

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" ay, Jack, why don't you join ongress? You're not much
good at debating or public speaking and ongress will do you a world
of good. What! you say you are a good debater? Well, we
want you just the same.

gress-Minerva play? Mr. Pitts ay there never was a better one.
"We have been trying to lay a broad, firm foundation for
ucceeding years. In doing this we have had a very busy year with
more House- enate debates and more out-of-town debate than ever
before. On the ocial ide we have had the customary CongressM inerva play and party. In the Triangular debate ongress was
ably represented by King, Birnbaum, F reedheim, Vickery and !ratton. I n the Colorado prings debate Rosenbaum and Deis defended the negative side, while Birnbaum and Blakeney defended the
same side here.
"jack, wouldn't you like to belong to such a body and perhaps hear the Hon. Representative Ka ub draw tears from a sympathetic audience with a sad, sad peech against prohibition, or the
' ilver rongued' Vickery talk at the ongress banquet? Wouldn't
you like to hear a red-hot debate? If you would, join ongress.

·• ow, seriously, Jack,
ongress ha had and still is having
one of the be t years since its organization . Each member has
worked and boosted for Congress. The result is that we have put
through many measure and done many things which other "Session
of ongre s have tried to do and failed to accompli h.
ongress
did not adjourn this year at the end of the third q uarter, but is still
in ession.
ongres now has one of it members (under the super\ i ion of its faculty member, Mr. Potter) as president. The e are
new and much de ired reform .
"This year ongress decided to have pins (other sessions have
come to the same decision). The result? H aven't you seen those
good-looking pins worn by members (also girls)? And that on-

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�Banhn·ll. Hi!'kmm·•. Birnhaum, Bishop, Blakt·np~·. Hlut•, &lt;"art!. t'unnin&lt;;harn
lh.•is, floug-la:-o, F,it·ld. Fn·~·dht·inl. O .. trttnan. Urithth, llart, llo~·t
llumphl't•~ s. Kauh. King-, l'nUt•r, ~tal' I lougall, .\la&lt;"i•'arlatH·. X&lt;'lmlall, Xnland
l:ospnhaum, ~ahin, ~ig-gins. ~tratlon, Yi&lt;'kt&gt;n·. 1•:. \'ida!, L. Yiclal. \\'altt'l'S, \\'hilt•

Baldwin.

�·1 he Forum th1
ocietie

of the

year has acquired a high landing among the
chool.
It has placed very few restrictions other

Y el all the time was not spent in debating.

than good behavior and a reasonable amount of work upon its
member . Therefore, it ha offered an opportunity to all de iring an
education along the line of pubhc peaking.

t such meeting a program was given in which charter members of
the society took part and after which refreshments were served.
Forum al o pleased the

From a body of practically "raw recruits" the Forum ha

The

chool with a mock trial presented by its

member.

turred out a number of able debaters.
Its member have been well
repre ented on nearly all of the debating team of thi school.
F oremo t among 1ls debater were enator
ohn, Meyer, Morgan,
Rabinowitz, Rath, Whitehead and

During the year

the Forum had two reunions open to its members and to the school.

The society is e pecially indebted to Mr. Whitenack for his
untiring effort and fa1thful devotion to the Forum and its work.

ogel.

MILTO

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�The aim and purpo e of the Girl ' Debating Club is to teach
girl to debate and discuss intelligently the vital subjects of the day.
While the ch1ef aim is enou , yet there are every year one or
two ocial events, o that the club may not become monotonous.
First Half
OFFICER
econd Half
BEULAH

OOPER . . . . .. .. President . .. ........ BE

Polaris Bitzer
Bess Haney
Dorothy Hayes
my Martz
Muriel Wentworth
Esther Bolles
Elizabeth Barry

HARV E\

E THER BOLLES . . . . . . . Vice-President . . . ... DOROTHY HAYE
MARIE HARBECK .. . . . . . . Secretary . . . . . . . . . .

AROL SRI Bl:-.1

Beulah
ooper
Helen Broock
eoma Ericson
arol Brisbin
lberta Muntzer
Florence Taft

nna Gulinson
Bernice Guggenheim
larice Hamilton
Mary Fallon
Esther

ohen

Edith Goldberg

~.~. U . ll.§. of~.D.~.§.
In the year 191 6 the chool Board voted to e tabli h military
training in the high chools of Denver, and the United tales War
Department dispatched Lieut. William
aile, a graduate of We t
Point, and ergt. P. T. O'Toole of the regular army to organize
and drill the cadet corps of the various high school of Denver.
When it was learned that the long hoped for cadet corps was
to be no longer a mere dream, but at last a reality, the greatest enthusiasm was shown. Everyone was talking drills and army regulations.
quads of boys were making mysterious trips to the base
ment, where they endured various thumpings and pounding . went
through certain startling contortions under the supervi ion of hi

maje ty, the doctor, and were finally told that they were fit to join
thi organization . In spite of the fact that the organization of the
corps did not begin until the latter part of the school year, and that
each cadet had to agree to pay fifteen dollars for a uniform, more
than fifty boy "fell in" at fir l drill. Boys of every class in the
school were here, of e' ery height, and of every age, for this is no
"exclusive" organization, its only requirements being: physical fitness,
obedience, and trict attention to business.
At one of the fir t meetings held, Kate Chase was elected
sponsor for the company. As sponsor, M iss Chase is to all intents
and purposes an active member of the company, and ha a right to
108

�drill squads take part in contests at climbing the wall. To make up
for all this work there will be a Military Ball at El Jebel Temple
on May 19th.

appoint six assistants. The girl selected by Miss hase as her assistants were: Dorothy Beyer, Elma Harvey, Margaret Roosevelt,
Elizabeth Morning, Marie Melzer and Magnolia Pitts. The company also elected four men to act as its temporary leaders.
Now followed many drills in the early morning before school,
or in the evening after classes. Many times in heavy snow or sphs1ing mud, and nearly always in bitter cold, the company did it ~
"squads right column left." But the boys stayed with it; few were
ever absent at roll call, and finally there came a time when no one
tried to execute a "squads right" when "squads left" was given.
A board wall over eight feet high has been built, and at every

The Latin chool Cadets organized at the same time as did the
main building boys, with a roll call of fifty-nine members. Their
sponsor is Elizabeth Rendle. Regularly every Tuesday, Thursday
and Friday they come together for drill, and are fast shaping into the
best drilled squad in the city. Even now they have beaten the Main
Building Cadets in wall scaling by two seconds, their time being nine
second .

Three lovely rooms for them were madeA cooking room all white,
A dining room, where feasts are laid,
Another nice and bright.
The mysteries of cook-book rule
o more do them annoy,
For now they have a cooking school
That makes things to our joy.

Did'st know we have some chefs supreme
At this big school of ours?
And did thou know thev were the cream
Of all East's fairest flowers?
Fair, white hands are learning now
Their powers to bestow
On some big, soft and flabby piece
Of white and yielding dough.
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The H. A. . Club wa organized on April 4, 1916, under
the leader hip of Mr. Pitts, for the purpose of getting out-of-door
training, and of discussing current events pertaining to school life.
Meetings are held the first and third aturday nights of each month
and a hike to a nearby town is taken on the second aturday. The
two main activities of the year were a dance at the Newhouse hotel
and a camp, during the spring vacation, at Camp Pitts.
The pre ent officers are:
CEDRIC KAUB, President.
Do ALD MAcDouGALL,
HowARD
OLDRE , Treasurer.
FoRRE T WILLIAM o ,
Vice-President.
joH
PERSHI G, Secretar}J.
Sergeant-at-Arm .

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The A. F. . Club was organized in October of 1915. The
purpose of the club is to inculcate true fellowship among its members, to improve their scholastic standing, and to stimulate an interest
in the various activities of the school. Each member is encouraged
and expected to engage in some activity of the school outside of the
cia sroom.
The officers for this year were:
BE
W ELL , President.
BILLIE RYA , Vice-President.
CEO.
EWCOMB, Secretar}J.

DoYLE BowER , Treasurer.
CHAS. PHILLIP ,

Sergeant-at-Arms.

]AME
CHAMBERLAI ,

HoVER,

Vice-President.
LAWRE

E KEMPER,

Treasurer

President.
]OH
M u
ER,
FRA K ADAM ,

Secretar}J.

Sergeant-at-Arms.

lNG, President.
ALLA
HIELDS, Treasurer.
MoRTIMER ]o EPH,

ecretar}J.

Sergeant-at-Arms.

Vice-President.
WILLIAM BRYA

1K. J.... &lt;n.
The activities of the K. A. C. for the school year of 191 7 have
been as far-reaching as ever and the tandards of the club have been
upheld in the same old way. For the second time the club has been
forced to get along without the leadership of its founder, Mr. Kester,
but he till exercises a great deal of influence through letters. The
purpose of the K. A . . is to promote clean athletics, clean speech
and clean living. Its membership is limited to those who have taken
an active part in athletics. Its officers for 191 7 are:

F. V. Bu , Leader.
MERWI

MITTERWALL

President.
. LAMBOR

Vice-President.

Three years ago a number of fellows, under the leadership of
Mr. Reed, founded the R. 0.
lub. The club has been recognized by the faculty of the school. It aims to promote good fellowship among the students of the school, to maintain a high standard
of scholarship among its own members, and to be of general assistance
in school activities. Meetings are held twice a month. The members
of this club are selected from the three upper classes of the Ea t
ide High chool. The pre ent officers are:

FA

WILLI
WILLARD KARCHER,

DEWEY

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Th M. K. E. lub wa organized to promote good fellowship between the tudent of the two schools, East and Manual.
The leader of the club is "Ham" ooper, athletic coach at
Manual, whose assistance has been invaluable to us.
The present officers are:

ER,

THOMP 0

FREEMA

'

Secretar}J.
'

HE TER A. LAMBORN,

Treasurer.

UJqr last tlruurr i!iigq ~htilrttt Q!luh
The East Denver tudent Club has been formed this year and
is a branch of similar clubs throughout the country. Membership is
open to all girls of the school. Meetings are held at the Y. W. C. A.
rooms, under the direction of the High chool ecretary of the Y. W.
. A. The purpo e of the club is to promote friendliness and democracy in the school. Two receptions and a Mardi Gras Masquerade have been the most important events of this year's work.
The club will continue its work next year, and hopes it will be as
successful as thi year.

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����Wlw §trbrtUl &lt;!I outr.at
The Levens prize in oratory wa won this year by William
Bryans of the Junior class of the East ide High chool. Thi is
the third year in uccession that the prize has fallen to Ea l.

tJrugrnm

I.

A Plea gain l Government Ownership of the Ra.Iroads ..
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . JoH M. ORR EY

M . T. H.
2.

.

itizenship .... . ...... . ........•.. Do ALD

TAUFF ER

. D. H .

3.

Americanism . . . ... ... ... ... ....... CHE TER HOWI:.LL

4.

A Plea to Young America . . . .. .. .. . WILLIAM A . BRYA

5.

The Test of American Citizen hip .... . . .. FRA

. D. H.

E. D. H.
K ].

W. D. H.

O:nuunittl'.rs nf Awar~
Thought and Composition
Mr. William . Vaille
Mr. Omar E. Garwood
Mr. imon]. Heller

Delivery
Hon. James E. Garrigue
Hon. Tully colt
Mrs. Ralph Voorhees

BLAD E

�Dfoollbury Qloutr!it
WILLIAM A. BRYAN , \~' nner
l)ro~lrttttt

I.

The Makers of the Flag ....

. . . Lo.ne

MATTHEW D. M

E IRY, jR.

2.

Citizenship

3.

The Greater Republic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Beveridge

4.

Humanity First ................ .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Frye
HowARD HART

Gu TAVE

EUMA

....... Wdson

HUGH CLARJ....E

5.

The Democratic Party . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bryan

6.

The March of the Flag . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Beveridge

MARVEL

L. CRAWFORD

WILLIAM

7.
8.

10.

ltlolrott il{ralliug O:oub.st

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Fear God, and Take Your Own Part. . . . . .
HAROLD F. BIR BAUM

. . Roc seve/ I

Publi

. . Bateman

Instruction and Love of Country.
ROLLI

9.

A. BRYA

lJrogrnm
I.

2.
3.
4.
5.
6.

WHITEHEAD

omination of James G. Blaine ............. . In gersoll
HowARD F. VICKERY
The

mencan Pwneer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lane

Elizabeth Morning
Helen Ea terbroo~·s
Frances Doyle
Lydia Begole
harlotte hontz
Alice Mellen
Reading: "The

WILLIAM B. MILL ER

;iJullgrs
Hon. Tully

colt
Mr.

7.
8.
9.
I 0.

I I.
12.

Thelma Kauffman
Marie Melzer
Hazel Mdes
Zilpha Carter
Eleanor taat
Martha Gardner

word of Kanana."

;iJui'lgr.s
Mr. W. C. Mayborn

Mr. Robert L.

. H. More

learns

Mrs. Halsted L. Ritter

Mrs. Nichola Wood
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�~tatr Drhatr.a
a t Denver High, outh Denver High,
rvada, Wheatridge,
'entral ity and olorado prings constitute the Denver district of
the tate Debatmg League.
The fir t debate took place on January 12 when thi school
debated w1th outh Denver. The question wa : "Re olved, That
a Pohcy of hipping ubsid1e Be Adopted tn the
nited tales
merican Merchant
for the Encouragement and Protection of the
Marine." East upheld the negative side of the que tion. The
deci ion was 2-1 in favor of outh.
The lo s of the econd debate, a double-header, sounded the
death knell of our champion hip hopes.
olorado prings had e,tered the Denver di'1 ion at the Ia t moment. We were notified
of our double debate with them, contrary to schedule. Thi o
up et plan a to make a chool tr out practically impo ible. As
the ongres Debating ociety of this school had already arranged
for a pnvate debate with olorado prings, they represented East
in the state contest. Both d bate were held on the night of February 16. " ompulsory Military ervice" was the subject debated.
There wa a decision again t u in both places.
The third debate wa with Arvada, and East, a in the outh
debate, upheld the negative ide of the ub idy question.
Our
team was victoriou , winning a 2-1 decision. This debate put new
hope into the otherwise gloomy outlook.
Ea t again met outh in a double debate which closed the
state debating season. A the rvada victory evened the first outh
defeat so the unanimous East victory at both ends evened the Colorado pnng di aster. The que tion wa : "Re olved, That the
Federal Government hould Own and Operate All the Telegraph
and Telephone Lines." The home team upheld the affirmative side
while the team that went to outh Denver sustained the negative.
Though the sea on has not been as succe sful as some of us
may have wished, the students should remember that the "school
support," which is very necessary for the success of any team, was
at the beginning of the year very weak. To the effort of the
coache , Whitenack and Potter, and
s i tant
oach obol, the
succe of the teams i due.

"1 hose who part1c1pated m the vanous debates were: Carol
Brisbin, Dwight Morgans, Gustave Vogel, Milton Rabinowitz,
Milton Meyer, Byron ohn, Rollin Whitehead, Walter Rath, Harold Birnbaum, harl s Blakeney, harle Rosenbaum, Frank Dei ,
Euge-:e F reedhr1m and Howard ickery.
W. F. R.

(i;riangular Drhatr
Th1 year marked the tenth annual debate between Pueblo,
aiion City, and D. H.
ongress. The question for debate
was: "Be It Resolved, That ompulsory Arbitration Be Adopted
in the United tales." Although this question was of national importance, and 'ery difficult to handle, both of our team presented
their re pective sides with great logic and fluency.
fter a hard
and brilliant debate, however, the judges decided in favor of our
opponents. The ongressmen who compo ed the team were: Hugh
L. King and ugene H. F reedheim, affirmative, Harold Birnbaum
and Howard Vickery, negative, and alos tratton, alternate.

i.GotujUUlltt Drhatr
On April I 3, 191 7, an East Denver team composed of Walter
Rath, Dwight Morgan and Gus Vogel, debated at Longmont with
a team from the High chool there on "Government Ownership of
the Telegraph and Telephone Lines." Longmont had very graciously trimmed the stage in East Denver colors. The team from
East Denver wa composed entirely of member of the Forum, who
supported the negative side and won the debate by a decision of
2-1. The night following Longmont sent a team here to debate
with our affirmative team, compo ed of Euge:Je Freedheim. Carlos
harles Ro enbaum, all of them member of Contratton and
gress. The decision was 2-1 against our team in spite of the fine
work done by our boys.

lliorum-Nortq Drbatr
The Forum- orth debate took place after last year's Annual
had gone to press. The question for debate was: "Resolved, That
the United tates Government Own and Operate Its Merchant Marine." The Forum team composed of Walter Rath, Dwight Morgan and Milton Rabinowitz, upheld the negative side of the question and was victoriou .

�State Debating 'J'('&gt;IIllS

123

��illnngr.rs.a-.ftlt in.rrua Annual Jlay. .ftltarr11 g an~ 10. 1g 17'
Jlust "A $nap of Japrr"
TIME: Early morning, March 11, 191 7.
ScENE: U. P. tracks near Brighton.
(Two tramps appear on horizon, walking the ties, one an ousted
stage manager, the other a rank barnstormer out of a job.)
Stage Manag er (carrying a heavy sack of gold on his back)
remarks lucratively, "Well, I claim this is not half bad, not half bad,
making all this money."
Barnstormer (with small mustache set at a rakish angle)-"We
certainly ought to have cleaned up a pile, as we had two good hou es,
thanks to the spirit of old East Denver."
Stage Manager-"And thanks to the 'pep' and hard work Mr.
Pitts donated to the good cause of making actors out of raw students."
Barnstormer (musing to himself) -"E leanor Handy certainly
did make some leading lady; s~e was so well adapted to the part of
' uzanne.' ''

Stage Mana&amp;er- " What's that you're mumbling?"
Barnslormer- " Don't you remember the great hunt for the
' crap of Paper' during t~e second act?"
Stage Manager- " Do I? And 'Madame de Ia Glaciere'
(Lydia Begole)? Her sob stuff had wonderful realism."
Barnslormer-"She was good, all right. And so was Willa
Ferris as 'Mathilde' when she was all dressed up in that riding
scenery.
Stage Manager-"And cute, too, I think. And of all wonders, Magnolia Pitts as 'Mademoiselle Zenobie' made an admirable
old maid."
Barnsiormer- " How she did keep 'Anatole' on the jump!
Mary Belle !~holson as 'Pauline' had some new and original ideas
about servants.
Stage M anager-"Yes, and if she had some 'Parisian Correspondents' I should not be surprised. But Hazel Miles as the prim
housekeeper, 'Madame Dupont,' certainly kept her in her place, between dusting the furniture and feeding the canary."
Barnslormer-"But when that monocled icicle, 'Baron de Ia

Glaciere' (Lucius Hoyt), came in, everybody in the house felt a
cold draft."
Stage Manager (softly and lightly) " 'Here Fidele.' Moreland Humphries as 'Brisemouche' was a gifted collector of curiosities,
which he collected from Mr. Cannon's cases."
Barnslormer-"Harold Wagner as 'Anatole' was a fast young
gentleman, but he fell for two bright eyes."
/age Manager-"What could you expect with such socks?
But he had nothing on Dan Cushley, who led a double life as
'Bapl!ste' and 'Francois' -faithful servants' parts, which he fitted
to a 'T'."
Barnslormer-"What was that disturbance between acts?"
Stage Manager- "Why, that was the high school orchestra
rendering pleasing and popular selections to the delight of the
audience."
Barnslormer- "What are you going to do with that sack of
gold you're dragging around?"
Stage Manager- "Why, Congress and Min erva are going to
present that to t~e school to create a fund for debating and other
literary activities."
Barnslormer-"Good enough; but it seems to me there is something we left out."
Stage Manager-" Didn't I see you adorning the stage?"
Deep silence on the part of the barnstormer.
Stage Managcr-"Yes it was you. You can't hide it from me.
You portrayed the part of 'Prosper.'
ay, you were handsome li 1&lt;e
Bushman-when you were made up. But in ~pite of your looks,
you made a good leading man.
Barnslormer-"Aw! have a heart! You're a fir.e scene shifter,
but as a critic---! Yet all in all, it was a fine story and they
played it well. And, what's more, it was a great financial success,
even if the price was reduced to 15 cents. Perhaps you know something about that; how about it?"
Deep and prolonged silence.
Curtain.
CEDRIC KAUB, '17.
"Doc" WHITE. '1 7.

�DE \'ER u 1\' ER.Sll \
Dorothy ndrews
Ruth ] ackson
Harry Liggitt
ugusta Baker
Dorothy Benway
Ella Linke
Nikias alogeros
William Mann
Ralph ha e
ina Mead
Willis oates
!bert Minowitz
Wilma Cohn
Mary Myer
Lela romn
Mildred Redman
nna Dillon
] essie Reynold
Ehzabeth Drake
Lois Reynold
Edith Fairchild
William Robinson
am Goldfain
Gleason colt
era Gustafson
harle hissler
Margaret Hall
Martha iple
Mary Hamilton
La
erna tevens
Thoma Harvey
Hazel trayer
There a Hazlett
Inez Work
Marion Herbert
F ranees Wright
Ralph Hymer
IVER ITY OF PE

Fred E. Wood

YL\ 'A lA

U

I\ ' ER ITY OF CoLORADo

Harold lien
Evelyn Kohl
Fred A
. Anderson Cordon Lindsey
Gilbert Baerresen
Hattie Macfarlane
Robert ary
Mary Marr
Rachel Denslow
Margaret McGregor
Gertrude Drach
George elson
Helen Fleming
Burris Perrin
harle Freeman
Ruth Ripperton
Paul Freeman
Winifred Roberts
William an born
Barney F roimovitz
arah Ginther
Geoffrey mith
arroll Horton
Frank Spratlen
Ruth Hubbard
Belden tevens
Robert Irion
Henry Winter
William Kelly
CHOOL OF M1

Leslie Bi ch

ES

inetta Davis

OLORADO WOMA

COLLEGE

Mabel Blakesley
TATE TEACHER • COLLEGE

Marian Butler

Manon Milan
126

OLORADO

Hazel Berger
Paul Brigg
John arter
Mary Hall
Adeline Hicks

OLLEGI:..

Dorothy Keith
Frank Kirk
Woodford Matlo k
Aimee Peyser
Robert Elmer pratt

AGRI UL TURAL COLLEGE

Everett Andei·son
Martha Arnett
Morri

Bernice Dunlap
Eddie Russman
Iemberg

ORNELL U

I ER ITY

Harrison Wellman
MouNT HoLYOKE

Margaret Fraser
PRJ

ETO

IVER ITY

]arne Field
Rice Bassett
Dale parhawk
Harrison Dimmitt
Raymond anger
IVER ITY OF CHI AGO

Helen Goldhammer
LELA D

David Tannenbaum

Evelyn Peters
TA FORD

Julius Kolb

�~POETRY
I LOVE YOU, EAST DE

VER

love you, dear East DenverYou're the grandest school of all.
I love you in the winter, summer, spring and m the fall.
I love your ways of learning;
Your dear teachers I adore.
I love your grand old building, and I love your big main floor.

127

-

�WHY M\ I.E ' S01 ' • LJFI LHED
W1th all the be ·t intention ·
I went my homeward way
To learn my les ons quickly,
Then put my books a\\·ay.

THE T

OD BLE

'EM

Ha\e you ever heard of East DenverT~e wonderful school of the West,
Wbcre learnmg is dealt out in carload •
nd teachers are all of the best?

But I fir t must read my letter5
1 here's one from "Mary- nn"nd I mu t answer quickly,
quickly as I can.

' l hese teacher I'll tell more about 'em,
For t~ey are an inter~sting lot;
They've all got their hobbie and fancie.
nd know what trey want, and what not.

nd then I eat my luncheon
I'm hungry as can be;
nd when I'm through the telephone
Rmgs long and loud for me.

Mercy and pity they have none;
Take delight in giving out "D's";
It's seldom that " 's" are the fashion;
t most it i u ually "C's" .

Ruth want me to go katmg .. katmg 1 fine, you know"o I cast my care behmd me,
nd ay, ''I'd love to go."

'Bout bemg on time to our clas e ,
These teacher of ours are qUite " ot.
If one should ugge t an Improvement,
For him they would st•re make it hot.

After we dme my chum come in,
And we hat 'till almost nine;
When he goes home I grab my books,
But the word dance on the line.

The years don't change or destroy them;
fhey always remam at their post.
The pnde and joy of Ea t Dem er,
The teachers: Let' give them a loa l.

O~&lt;er th

book in a fitful doz
Drops lower and lower my head,
'Tdl I Ring aside those hateful books,
nd neak away to bed.
CLAIR!'.

. HER !

L

K ox, 'I 7.
12H

CJLE McMAHA

.

�TO AN INK-WELL

When East began at 9:00 o'clock,
With books beneath my arm
hastened promptly into school
And never came to harm.

ow, little ink-well, don't you sighWe're hard on you I know,
For the paper wads
And bits of chalk
Have filled and choked you so;
But wait 'till our school days go byNow, little ink-well, don't you sigh.

But since they cut my morning hour
Far shorter than I sought,
Just at the time I need it most,
I can't do half I ought.

Now, little ink-well, don't you sighYou're sorely grieved I know,
'Cause the tricks we did
And your broken lid
Did vex your patience so;
But you'll get a new lid by and byNow, little ink-well, don't you sigh.

nd now it's always, "Hurry up,
Here comes the eight-ten car;
Don't stop for any breakfast,
But go just as you are."
And if I don't get the car
On that speedy eight-ten trip,
I can't get in my home room
Without a little slip.

ow, little ink-well, don't you sighWe have been unfair, I know;
You've served so well
For quite a spell;
And when we're gone we'll miss you so;
But just you wait-behave we'll tryNow, little ink-well, don't you sigh.

So trouble dogs my footsteps
Wherever I may go.
They say the good old times were best,
And that is truly so.

HARLAN PALMER, '17.

ELEA OR DE I

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In the spring the verdant F r shmen
Wear cia s color , so that they
Won't be taken for a weed patch.
nd cut down and haul d away.

The noon bell toll the knell of tedious work,
The rising crowd runs swiftly through the hall,
The teacher in the office seems to lurk,
And lunchroom buns with lurking look do call.

In the pring the sporty ophomores
Blossom out in purple shoes,
nd a suit that is the latest,
In the reds, or grays, or blues.

ow fades the thought of fish-cakes from my eye
My purse not one small penny does it hold
ave one lone coin with which I mean to buy
"wienie" sandwich, though it may be cold.

In the spring the joyous Juniors
Evolute some meanness new;
Keep things moving 'till the poor Profs.
Don't know what to think or do.

Beneath that lofty roof. that structure fine,
Where grows the mind in many a learned path,
My sen es for the longed-for fish-cakes pine,
nd co t of living fill my brain with wrath.

In the spring the mighty eniors
Feel the weight of coming care
Hope the world will hold together
'Till they take control out there.

Full many a cake with chocolate frosting made,
The lunchroom stove has baked with greatest care;
Full many a sauce on finest pudding laid,
With pleasant odors fill the basement air.

In the spring the tired Professor
Grade exams, all kinds galore;
Fails asleep upon the paper Wakes to find school is no more.

Far from the noisy crowds' much envied meat
My sober wi hes had to learn to stay;
Along the cool. seque tered downtown street
I had to walk- no fi h for me that day!

RuTH VA

HoR

RACHEL DE 1 0 .

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'17.

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�WHE

WE MEET TO SAY GOOD-BY

Amid the rush and hurry of the parties and the fun,
With plans for graduation and the honors to be won,
There comes a lonely whisper, and it echoes with a sigh,
For the time is drawing nearer when we'll meet to say good-by.
Four long years we've worked together long they seemed, day after
day,
But to us now looking backward Oh! how soon they slipped away!
And our bonds each with the other, held in friendship's closest tie,
Will be hard to break at parting-when we meet to say good-by.
Many happy days we've spent here, and the few we can recall
That were sad and full of trouble now seem, strangely, best of all;
For they knit us close together with a sympathetic eye
That will make us long to linger-when we meet to say good-by.
But we must not tarry longer, for we each have heard the call,
And we're ready for life's battle with its chance to fight or fall;
And the thoughts of dear East Denver that within us deeply lie
Will make the parting sweeter-when we must say good-by.
ELEA OR HOBBS,

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'I 7.

�AD!

I N'T IT?

Even we girls of East Denver High
Have felt war's oppression so great,
If you will believe it 'tis sad, but true,
We've come to a terrible fate.
Our brave, bold companions, the boys of our class,
Have decided war's heroes to be,
o they're leaving to shoulder the rake and the spade
In numbers alarming to see.
They want to be farmers and help raise the crops
That are going this nation to feed;
\Ve must watch them go with a smile on our face,
Although we bewail them, indeed!
For on that great night, when we all graduate,
'Twill be such a sad sight to see
othing but girls-so we shall be termed
A "Young Ladies' eminary."

Lu ILLE M

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�0

THE BA QUET WE DIDN'T EAT
The class day party was over,
And slowly we walked down the street,
Pensively and dreamily,
Thinking of good things to eat.
"The banquet was fine," said my friend to me;
"Such wonderful consomme!
And that chicken patty- I can taste it yet."
And the child smiled blissfully.
I looked at my friend in amazement.
Was the poor girl losing her mind?
"What do you mean? I saw no patty,
0 consomme so fine."
But now again she was raving
In that same delirious way.
he's in Pueblo now, poor girl!
And there forever she'll stay.
HE.LE

133

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RICHARD .

��ARM
M ember of Annual Board - "Mr. Cannon, we want to get a
new stunt for the Annual. Would you mind telling me when your
birthday is?"
Mr. Cannon- "Of course not. I was born March I 0, 1860.
I've passed t~e age of discretion, so I don't mind telling how old I
am . You know I wa in the Civil War, in the infantry."
HOOT, MO !
Donald MacDougal says there must be a lot of good music in a
bagpipe, since he never heard any come out of one.

Mr. Poiler- "I want you to report at the end of the hour,
Lucius."
Lucius- "Which end, Mr. Potter?"
Mr . Pills (adjusting the shades) - "! should think you would
like the sun in the room. It makes you look brighter."
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT
Watson (in English class) - "Then gently clasp your brother
man, still gentler sister woman . "
AT IT ACAI
On showing a pupil a picture of a guillotine, Mr. Potter ejaculated: "Which would you rather have, a hot teak, a cold chop,
or a hi tory lesson?"
WAC1 ER I
FRE
H?
H. Wagner (in French) - " omeone said that Wagner
wasn't composing any more. He was decomposing."
R. Des ]ardines (stage whisper) - "That was rotten!"

Mr. Pitts (in psychology) - "A criminal lawyer, of course,
isn't one who is a criminal."
135

�ball."
\Villiam M. handed in the following next day:
game."

Tom F. (at a football game) - "That's Frank Briggs over
there. He's going to be our best man next year."
he- "Oh, Tom, this i o udden!"

"Rain; no

SOFT
T ed Allen (during rehearsal of vaudeville stunt)-'Tm lookmg for a soft place to fall."
Mabel Miles- "Why don't you fall on your head?"

H. C. to Mr. Pills "Mr. Pitts,
owe everything I know
to you."
Mr. Pitls- " Don't mention it. It' a mere trifle."

Man wants but little here below
Thus ran the ancient rule;
But the author was in ignoran e
Of the teachers of this school.

Mr. Cannon (heavenly bodies) - " ow you people m here
are a collection of human
we trust that you're tars- but
Mr. Whitenacl~-" tudy the
onstitution of the United
tate . You'll find it in your appendix."

Miss Porter "Henry, what were some of the imports of ancient Palestine."
H enry-"Olives, and cigarettes, and all that stuff."
Miss Porler- "Why, Henry, what makes you think cigarettes
were imported?"
Henry- "When the Queen of heba came to visit olomon
he brought jewel , and olives, and • amels.' "

TRY AGAIN
Mr. Barrell (to AI who was caught ditching) - "That is not
the same story that you told me yesterday ."
Albion " o, sir; but you didn't believe that one."

Mr. Pills (to ditcher) - "Why are you taking psychology?"
"To get out of it all I can."
"Well, you're succeeding excellently."

T eacher-"That scar on your head must be very annoying."
Scholar- "Oh, it's next to nothing."

Ted Allen may be witty, but the author of " now bound" Js
"Whittier."

Mrs. Leigh "What is poetic license?"
"It is the permission given to poets to live."

H. C..- " Do you enjoy cutting the lawn?"
F. B.- "Oh. yes! It's mower fun."
Paper has had another rise.
ing fifteen cents for a scrap.

"W.Jl~am Montgomery. wnte a short theme on base-

Mi s F.

YPHO
Mr. Pitts is the man who put the. igh in psychology.

Mr. Reed
}a c l~ M.-

ongress and Minerva are charg-

Miss Nafe

"Did you remember your report card?"
"Oh, yes, but I forgot to bring it."
"Robert Burns' Poetry- "

K. L.-"Good for him!"
136

�Mr. Puffer- " ame,_some of the diseases of plant."
Pupil- " Hay fever.

Mr. Whitenacq-"When Magellan sailed around the world,
his men got so hungry they had to eat leather traps."
Cabby H. "Why didn't they eat the grain of the wood?"

'T IT?
ODD,
Mr. Poller- " Harold, what were tl:e Romans fighting against?"

Miss Criffin-"In some of the old Roman prisons that have
been unearthed they found the petrified remains of the prisoners.
Pupii-"Hardened criminals, as it were."

BOTA

Y

W al.-"Odds."
Mr. Poller- " What do you mean, odds?"

Mis s Kennan-"Do you know now Lincoln's Ge:tysburg ad-

W at.-"Why, the book says they were fighting against odds."

dress?"
C. B.

Bennett's bad,
But re ar' s wor e.
So use a pony
For "Safety First."

"I thought he li,ed at the White House."
VERY TRUE

Miss Nafe (to class studying figures of peech)-"What figure
is this: 'The Post is the paper with a heart and a soul.'
Tom 5.-"It's a lie."

PEOPLE WE ALL KNOW
" How are you, old man?"
"0, I don't feel like myself at all."
"Then loan me four bits."

The girl who memorizes poetry out loud in the study hall.
The dainty lass with trained dimples.
The boy who leans on his desk (to hold it up) when he recites.
The girl who powders the dirt off her face.
The damsel who tells the boy she is going out with, "She hate;
boys," so he'll like her.
The girl who throws a note across I 08 to her chum, and expects to get away with it.
The damsel who writes intended-to-be-humorous comment·
apropos of anything whatever on the margins of her books.
The fellow who has the money and the nerve to pay two girls'
carfare down to school.
The sweet young thing who tells what a glorious time she has
shirking every last one of her lessons, and then making eyes at the
wisely-selected male instructor so he won't "flunk" her.

T eacher-"What did you get out of tudying tbs lesson?"
Student-"Doing the dishes."

Nellie K. (trying to draw an ellip e)
do you draw a circle lengthwise?"

"Mr. Triplett, how

Mr. Barrell, when he was reading an article at the exercises
in the lower hall, read, ju t as Assembly was being dismissed: "Here
they come by the score." Then he wondered why everyone laughed!

Mr. Poller-"Can anyone name the Tudors?"
Low Voice-"Back and front."
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�OULD KOLBE BLA KER THAN THI

TRANG R THI CS MAY HAPPEN
annon)
"Of course, I should prefer an

TR CEDY?

A. B. {to Professor

One warm, Blis -ful morning in pring, Haskell-y looked out
of the window, he decided to take hi wife and the Trip letts for "
ride in their Puffer.
"Hurrah! We're off for a
ewland," he cried, as he rush(''
through the Chamber and Hall. "Pack the lunch. John, son, get
out the car and Parker on this ide of the treet. Don't take any coffee
Potter frying pan, wife, because there isn't room.
ow, I'm not
saying that this car can't climb a lif. ford a stream, or anything
like that, but-"
oon they were off and away they went over Mole-hills and
Leigh , faster, faster, unttl a cop spied them and tarted in pursuit.
They led him a weary ha e, but on the inKline he caught up with
them.
ay, tie a annon that bus! Can't you Reed the laws?
Waite, Elder," he called as a man passed by; "Kennan auto go
more than fifty miles an hour in these parts?" "If you pay me five
dollars," he continued, 'Til let you off and not Hoyt you."
"Alas!" cried his wife, "there are many Pitts in this road .
Fink it's awful."
"Oh, grin and Barrett, my dear," said Kelly. "This place
may look like a Sternberg, but it isn't. But Wood on Jim please
stop that racket?
o wonder I'm rabb-ed today.
a,bin up this
road? Let's try it, then."
And they went and have been going ever since, as far as
know.
EMILY HALL.

A to a D."
"Pop"

" trange that you should prefer a perfect stranger to
an old a"quaintance."
Scrub- ':Do you know my brother?"
Mort joseph " ure! We sleep in the same study period."
Senior A "Last night I dreamed that my watch was gone,
and at last I got up to see."
enior B - "Was it gone?"
enior A
" o, just going."
She- "Don't hug me here in public."
He· "Why, the law allows freedom of the press."
" peaking of bathing in famous springs," said a tramp, "I
bathed in the pring of 1886."

Teacher {reading) " orporations have no souls."
Bright Pupil- " How about the shoe trust?"
First Pupil- "! don't have to eat dinner any more."
Second Pupil- "Why?"
First Pupil "Because I always get a roast in class.

Mrs. Leigh, explaining the passage, "Remember the porter,"
aid the porter wa asking for a tip.
he added that he was a
"typical" porter.
A

PROVE IT TO ME

Latin T eacher- "Well, are you going to translate this word

HI TORI CAL FACT

In 1903 Mr. Pitts shaved.
peat itself.

'and' or 'both'"?

Pupil-"Both."
Teacher "You can't translate it 'both.' "

Let us hope that history will re138

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Louisiana. It
Some cattle i
snowing, and

joe D.Mr. Ree£
foe D - '
elected."

someone call me 't
don't like that I ha\

Virginia W. - "Say, n.
Alma B.-"Well, she's
but-

"

Virginia- "

either do I.'

Sir Galahad a sword, but he uc
Gawained and waxed.
Linette everything she saw, and

-

���troublesome
to be cleaned

K CHAPMAN.

"Assemblies
a success, the clever
an attachment to fasten
school girl could be "seen,
HELE

CHAMBERS.

said, "Now, I remember

�I!illattkrty lbr.ar
Were not writing
Poetry, but
Were expressing
Their souls
In
Vers Libre,
Which is
Putting down what
You want
To say in
Spurts, like the
Running of an old
Tin Lizzie,
And keeping your
Front line
Straight as you
Can.
So,
Hurray! my
Ambition is now
Realized.

I have often
Longed
To write
Poetry,
But, alas !
When I
Essayed it
My feet
Would become
Tangled, and my
Meter was always
Condemned by the
Bureau of Standards
As being
Incorrect;
So
I had given it
Up as a bad
] ob, until the
Other day I
Saw that the best
Poets

MARVY

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�1J1rom tijr Annual ~narb 1i ~tanbpnint
1

It has been the policy of the Annual Board to introduce as
many new ideas as possible into the 191 7 Annual. The members of
the Board have become experts in messenger service; they are worthy
of positions as editorial writers on the
ew York Times; and they
might set up a photographic studio and make plenty of money. They
have worked o' nights and used study hours to turn out the best book
possible. If the under classes don't like it as it is, they can try to
make a better one next year. If the Seniors object, it was their fault
for electing such a Board. However, the editors are human, and they
probably have made gross blunders of the worst sort, but they ask to
be pardoned, and would like to suggest that if these errors are too bad
for your sensitive eye, a blot of ink is an excellent eradicator. As a
last resort it may do your feelings good to vent them on the Board,
and if this is the case, write us a letter; and, if you want an answer,
enclose a stamped, addressed envelope, and we will attempt to mollify
your feelings toward us with plenty of good excuses.

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We of the Annual Board wish to take this opportunity to thank
the following individually and collectively, without who e help this
book could not have been published:
Miss Kennan, who has given us much of her time in correcting
manu cript; Mr. Reed, for his supervision of the finances of the
Annual and his management of the" kate"; Mr. Newland, who has
read and corrected the proof; Dart Wantland, for typewriting all of
our copy ; ] ack Chapman, for taking the pictures of most of the committees and boards; Miss Woodson, for her help in the art department; Mr. Barrell and the rest of the faculty for their hearty cooperation; and finally the student body as a whole, that has given
such loyal and cordial support.

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